Most Epic Comments Of All Time

Every once in a while, I get one of those hate comments that is so epically stupid, it deserves a special distinction and honor. Usually, the epicness of these comments are due to their attempts at insulting someone (usually me) but turning themselves into uber-failbeasts by spelling 90% of their insults incorrectly. These comments are below

(WARNING: some of these contain bad language, which has been kept to preserve the natural voice of the individuals involved):

(OTHER WARNING: some of these comments will severely vaporize brain matter, proceed with caution):

A. in response to TWILIGHT — The First Guy To Publicly Read Twilight

thats stupied

Z. in response to Signing My Book Deal [The Story Of A Writer]

your gay to the extreme.

C. in response to Christopher Paolini: Will Be 4 Books instead of 3

omg i cnt wait 4 da 4th bk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was so sad 2 tink once i was done dis it wun it was da end:( i am soooooooooooo xcitd bout da last 1 its nt even funii!!! bt chris if u c dis DO NOT RUSH i wnt da last 1 2 b brill!! n 2 evry1 who wnts him 2 hurry SHUT UP no1 who wnts a crappy half finish bk is a real fan. real fans will wait for a brill bk 2 make it perfect!!!!!!

B. in response to Robert Pattinson On My Cell Phone?

hey rod you r the best actor in the whole wide world you r funny hot cool and u would be a great bf 4 the girl that will love to the end remembe rif you give me your # i wont text ar call 24 7 please email it to me im not upsest though love you rod lol peace

A. in response to Robert Pattinson On My Cell Phone?

well it doesnt really seem 2 me dat its a gud question really. i have read da books b4 da movie came out, so already no a whole of things bout edward cullen, hoever u r kaleb, u shud have asked questions dat wud b subjective enuf to reveal hes personality, which da fans wud have enjoyed more, nywayz im not really dat much of a fan, but jus wanted 2 let all of u outdere in luv wif robert, dat its really a stupid idea 2 focus soo much in dis fantasy guy, u lot will defo get more out of life if u focused on da real matter of life den. i mean really fink bout it, wat r u gona get out of luvin dis fantasy guy, well da answer is NOTHING – believe i no. i no dis guy personally enuf 2 give such a cruel statement, nd i only mean dat hes one guy, ho can only like/love one girl. so stop hulahokin, its not worth it…. but i ddo like da music in da back ground, its touchy

lil shizznit in response to Christopher Paolini: Will Be 4 Books instead of 3

Lan ur a fucking faggot…so many ppl like the book world-wide, so get fucked bcoz ur retarded and Eragon+Eldest RULE!

[note: I don't have a clue who Lan is. Thus, I am assuming Lan is lil shizznit's alter ego, like Smeagol and Gollum]

C. in response to I have no idea

um yes u shoud never ever? ask me or my friend if we like twilight cuse u moight get blamed 4 murdding us cuse we might not be able to breath after we scfeams about rob patibnson cuse if u ever saw out rooms u wouldin unbastand:0

R. in response to a kind post about my music on HisGoldenEyes

Sorry, but…

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TWILIGHT!!! BESIDES SNOTTY MR. KALEB. SORRY, BUT I FIND HIM VERY ANNOYING.

SO… THANKS? BUT NO THANKS. SERIOUSLY.

WATCH THIS COMMENT BE DELETED, JUST BECAUSE YOU DON’T AGREE WITH ME.

Cheers <3

1/27/09 – K on my Youtube channel

you, sir make me ashamed? to bare the name “Kaleb” you twitard

My response:

You spelled it wrong.
It should be ‘you, sir make me ashamed to bear the name “Kaleb”? you twitard’
It makes you look foolish when you can’t use proper English.

His response:

-stunned silence-

2/10/09 – C. on If I Become A Famous Author

A wise man once told me, people are getting dumber every year.. I didn’t understand why he would say such a thing, until i saw this video and a 5 star review out of 274 people… Im a writer and i clicked on this link out of pure curiousity. In response to this video, an author wouldn’t do these ignorent thing’s and if you find this video humerous, your probably under 5′ feet tall. { oh, you probably don’t get that}

My response

HA HA HA. Sorry, you have no idea how much you made me laugh with this comment.
I hope it is a joke, seriously. Before you criticize other writers, try spelling ‘ignorant’ correctly (an A not an E). It gets your point across better.
A smile at least once a year is known to increase your lifespan. Try it sometime, you might like it.
-Kaleb

Its response

Ah Kaleb, i’m intrigued you found my comment amuseing.. It really mean’s alot coming from a successful u tube hor. If you have made any money writing, it’s truly an inspiration to any aspiring writer’s. So atleast your not completely useless. Oh and excuse the spelling error, i can’t pull my editor out of my ass, which would be a nice little trick.

And I don’t exactly know how to respond to that…

R. on 51 Things I Found In My Room

ur music sucks
gay video n waste of time bye

T. on My Phone Call With Robert Pattinson

ya and i was born yesterday! like that is really rob pattinson. i’m not stpid. get a better voice….-alice_ThePinkSisters 2015
(our videos are actually reall!)

calikk26 on Support Stephenie Meyer video

the publisher shoulda burned the novel nd spared the world of that womans idiotic writin stephne kings rules

[I regularly add to this page, as I receive these tiny pieces of joy]

This item was posted on Sunday, January 4th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
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Taryn

I honestly can't believe English speaking people could spell like that. I was reading the comments and I literally felt all of my spelling and grammar correction brain cells burning from the intense onslaught of spelling and grammar errors. I have friends who speak fairly little English and they spell better than these people. I mean come on, do honor to your native language.

kuripuri

Wow, that Writer one is really ironic. I'm no English major, heck I see it as my worst subject, but the spelling there is atrocious. They're not even typos...
ignorent, humerous, amuseing and hor. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but shouldn't you have basic knowledge of spelling if you are to become a Writer.

CoMmeNtZ lYk DiS, I can't imagine those people being much older than twelve, so I'll let it go. I admit I had a stage like that in grade 4, but if they're my age then Dear Lord I hope they are taught. It's painful to translate it...

Also LOL at your responses, I mean good for you for liking Twilight or whatever else you may like. I don't understand why people care so much when they're tastes differ, just mind your own business, seriously. If you hate Twilight, why the hell would you be searching for any sites that are associated with it.

haleyhilbert

i can't believe that AMYONE would say stuff like that!!!!!!

cnfac

I love the Stunned Silence one and the If I become a famous Author one. Funny Hell. Kaleb, really you make the rest of us Authors look good.

Ana

That man wasn't seriously trying to say he is a writer, was he? He used 'your' when it should have been 'you're'. The stupidity of people today amazes me. They can't seem to write the simplest of sentences without an ass load of errors.

adelelovestwilight

Oh..dear..God. Those comments are totally ridiculous! I mean, some are so bad, they're funny. I love your responses to some of them though!

I just dont get how people expect to be taken seriously when they can't be bothered to spell properly! (Or do they even know how to spell at all?)

Anyway, I love your website Kaleb, makes me laugh so much :)
Keep up the good work!

x

Hopie

I think the lol cats have better spelling then some of these guys...

Alana Gravatt

Wow those made me laugh! HILARIOUS! thats all I can say! I'm speechless! Thats HILARIOUS!

chocolemonade

The 10th one, C., made me fall out of my chair! Your response was PERFECT! You are officially my hero! Your parting line delivered the message brilliantly! Oh my god! Some people take life too seriously. :-)

0ForbiddenLove0

awwww, that is soooo mean....
Just ignore them Kaleb. We Love U!!!!

P.S. u made me watch my spelling while i was typing this, but oh,well :))

Dessie

Um...wow. I don't even understand half of those. That is sad...*sigh - dejectedly opens virtual door and slinks out*

Britt

Wow. I could hardly read some of those. This is great inspiration to stay in school:)

Amanda

Oh my. I'm ashamed of what our world has come to. *tsk tsk*. Seriously, I'm 14 and I don't feel the need to shorten everything I type. Really, it doesn't take any longer to type the whole world than to somehow figure out how to spell the word totally different. I'm frightened for the future of this country if the next generation of adults think that this is an appropriate way to type. But it's still hilarious :D

Sara

I really, really love how the one guy brought an editor up. It's so silly to think that, without some basic knowledge of the English language and grammar therein, that even an editor would touch a book. So silly.

Jess

haha... sometimes i love to see people making fools of themselves... that's why i love the hatemail so much! :D by the way, good luck with your books... they look really good!

Mavvy

These would be funny if they weren't true... Everyone has a brain fart from time to time when typing, and I think by and large the general public is forgiving of the periodic spelling error. But to take the time to spew venom in such a way that you accomplish nothing but making yourself look like an uneducated, ignorant fool just seems... pitiful. I have gained the firm impression that the... oh, let's call them "authors"... of these comments are destined for a lifetime of flipping burgers, as clearly their intellects are substandard and their ability to interact in a sane, healthy way with the rest of society is seriously compromised. The truly inexplicable thing is that they seem to feel that somehow their negative, unintelligible comments have an impact (other than eye rolls and snickers). No matter how hard I try, I cannot picture Kaleb crying over his keyboard from the grievous wounds their gibberish has given him. Poor Kaleb. I shall send you Kleenex and the telephone number of an excellent support group.

Viqii

Dude, my mother language is spanish and even I know how to write some proper sentences in english. I really do not understand what's on those guy's minds anyways.
They should really get a life.
No,
wait.
They give us a good laugh. Hehe. =)
Btw, nice site you've got.

Kisses from Argentina!
Vicky

Rachel M.

Now, what I find most amusing is the fact that in less than a hundred days, these morons will see your name everywhere, with your book being released. Oh, the sweet irony in that. Though my favorites are the ones that you send responses back correcting their spelling mistakes (ie K and C). It's the last thing that they expect, having their hate mail and whatnot sent back to them with corrections made and a lesson on the correct usage of homophones. :)

But I can just picture the pages of absurd epic comments that you'll receive come September:
"wuT knd a bk iz diiz? it suks n ur stuwped n gay. noo1 wUd evr reed diz crap."
How did I do? Gosh, that was antagonizing. It must take some true talent to make your writing so illegible that it hurts to read.
I do so hope that those other illiterate members of society realize that I do not intend for my "epic comments" to be taken seriously.

I cannot wait until September! I'm sure your book will be amazing, especially with your writing style! Ciao! :)
-Rachel

Elle

It's so strange that people won't waste time typing in a few extra letters, but waste who knows how many seconds of their life typing hate mail. I hope my eyes don't start bleeding from reading those; but nevertheless, thanks for posting them, Kaleb. They are rather amusing.

Allison-Twilight

Uhm......I think it would be much more helpful for people to talk in English on these posts. XD
But that doesn't stop them from being outrageously hilarious!
Especially the one with 'get a better voice to pretend to be Rob Patt'. That's great! Makes me laugh every time.
Keep up the good work, Kaleb Naaation! :D

Mariah

Hahahahaha! I love these! Expecially the one about pulling your editor out of your ass...that would be kinda cool, in a gross way.

(ps) I know I spelled ecpecially wrong : ) But I guess its just works...ya know, with the whole editor thing

Toodles!!

Kathryn K.

This alone just pretty much made my day. I am an aspiring writer as well, and it amazes me that all most people can do now is type in chat speak. If you have a full keyboard sitting in front of you, how hard is it honestly to press a few extra keys? Anyways, thank you so much for these, they really help to brighten peoples' days.

dimitra

you're right. it's awfull spelling like that, but why do you people take for granded that everybody who writes something in this site is English?(or american, doesn't matter)
you make spelling mistekes sound that much of a deal........!

p.s.
sorry for my english, i just got my FCE

R

Lol I couldn't work out one of them and just gave up...wasn't worth the braincells....I kind of need them for more useful things that don't involve unravelling crazy "I-don't-know-how-to-act-properly-in-society", crap typists of this world.

And nice Kaleb. Your hilarity continues to amuse us all

R.M

Hannah

Wow. Stupid people make the world a happier place. I love it when angry, uneducated people try to write hater comments. It really says a lot about the people who actually don't realize how wonderful Twilight is, doesn't it?

Kandi

This is absolutely comical!

OBatRFan

I think you should add this to the epic comments page.

Ashley:)

hahaha that was sooo great! i think its really funny when people try to insult others and they cannot even spell correctly! lol

Megs

this is just soooo hilarious!! wow, i didn't know it was even possible to shorten a two letter word. amazing what people can do....:]

E

(Sorry, any, not and) *Scowls at typo demons*

E

Or a lot scary...

In fact, I haven't been this scared since I first read the Wall of Shame on Mugglenet. Both that and this are terrifying to and English nerds, majors, or teachers reading this.

E

This is a little scary...

Poppy

Some Of These I Found Really Hard To Unravel, With All The Spelling Errors, Urgh.

Haha, Hillarious. I Love The Way That Guy Who Wanted To Be A Writer Was Critisicing (<-- Spelt wrong?) You, Espiecally When You Have Alot Of Followers Who Are So Going To Buy That Book, Including Me :D.

They Are The Dumb Ones, It Makes Me Laugh How They Think You Are. :P

Cya,
Poppy :D xx

Becky

*gathers remaining braincells*

"hulahokin"
:D

seriously though, somewhere an english teacher is dying a little on the inside because of this.

Hera

HAHAHAH!!!!! Omg Im cramping up after reading all that! epic lulz!!!! XD

ShannanG.

My spelling isn't good and I don't always us proper english. But there were a few of those that were horrilbe!!!! Always love these Kaleb!

Beth

Ahahah!!! That is so funny!
Oh man... People make me laugh :]
Especially the people who will
be insulted by this. xD
But I think my English mark
will suffer now...
:D

Jenn

Is it possible to feel yourself lose I.Q. points? Because I think I just did by reading those stupid comments. Some people must get a real kick out of butchering the English language.

Dye793

Omg Kaleb! That was hilarious! I think you should add some of those comments up there to this page, they might actually be worse!

And I love how most of the people here are also Harry Potter fans and referenced Mugglenet's Wall of Shame! You should make one for Twilightguy!

Shelby

people are idiots. At least you have a sense of humor, Kaleb! And the few you responded to were so ridiculous... you gave great come-backs! hehe.

Gothhic Goddess

I am pretty sure I just lost about 10 IQ points.

O.W.L

Hehe.
I don't see why people spek lyk dis so much when its easy to speak normally. I must admit to using a little text talk myself when messaging close friends, but these comments take it beyond the lands of extreme to the balmy fields of insane.
And is it just me who finds the CMMNTS TAT R LYK DIS ironic? Misspelling your comment on a page for misspelled comments. Why do people get so angry? The sun shines, the birds are singing, there is no need for you to waste two minutes writing hate comments (Though please, contiue. They are hilarious).
Uhm, anyhoo, G2G + gt bk 2 ROTFLMAO =)

Samantha

ahahahha, i love how stupid some people can be! just ignore everything these retards say...they obviously don't have as many braincells as a rock...keep up the good work, i love all of your sites and i can't wait to read your book!

Anna

Haha! This is funny. It reminds me of the Sistersalad video "Yo comments are whack"

EMI

lol. i laughed my butt off! this is soo funny! i love how you responded to everything...it is hilarious!

Suzanne K

Just as great as the Farm Animals page on TwilightGuy. XD I love how you can reply to all these hate comments and not get mad at the person. Plus, the text speech and spelling ability(or lack of it)practically melted the eyeballs right out of my skull.
People like these make me ashamed to be the same species.
And what do these people do when it comes to school? Do their teachers have to take a minute to compose themselves before they read that person's essays? Do the same teachers have to have a box of Kleenex near? Or were they taught at all?

Alexwebmaster

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kya mere ahe tum pyaar

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

oh my word, yep it definitely reminded me of mugglenet's wall of shame haha...
i never knew such crazy people existed.... lol but if they didnt we'd miss out on some serious laughs

NancyB

Always remember - 50% of people are below average. They make the rest of us look really smart.
Continue being brilliant!

Jupiterine

Ah, laughing at others expense! How I do enjoy it from time to time. *wipes tear from eye*

I especially liked the one claiming the comment would be deleted. And now there's a special page just for it! =D

Azucena

Oh, my. I wrote "who know?" How ironic. XD this is really getting me out of my mind.

Azucena

Oh my god, this is hilarious.

Some people are really dumb, aren't they??

You're amazing Kaleb. You made me start writing again.

And that spelling? haha. I chuckled a lot when i read those comments. Anyway, it's the same in every language. We mexicans do the same. I don't think that's funny, however. Who know? Maybe in ten years we'll all be writing like that. No! That would suck!

Miajane

These people are absolute idiots. Especially the one who says that he knows what you need for a fulfilling life, maybe if he could spell and use correct grammar, people might listen.
About the smart guy who spelt amusing, a lot, youtube and whore wrong - I really hope that I have the pleasure of reading something that you write, for I dearly love to laugh.
Kaleb. I love your blogging. It is always fantastic. Don't listen to these losers.
I aspire to be an author and you are an inspiration. (God that sounded cheesy!)

Rayc

My brain burns...
It literally made me die a little bit inside when I read number three, five, and some of the comments about these terrors.
I've been adamantly against chatspeak for years.
I always scold my little sister for writing to me in that manner.
It truly is the ruination of our society.
There is a PUBLISHED BOOK written entirely in chatspeak for Young Adults.
My sister brought it home and I wanted to burn it, because I was convinced it was pure evil.
My mother is an English teacher (for tenth and eleventh graders) and yeah, they DO write in chatspeak (I've had to grade the little buggers).
Thank god they have added a writing section to the SAT to instill some kind of insentive for proper grammar and spelling (which I never imagined was something that would ever have to be introduced). I freakin' hate chatspeak.

Natty

Actually, there are THREE published books written completely in Chatspeak.
Shakes head sadly at the state of the modern world.

Katrina

Bahahahahaha! These people's entire beings are grammatical nightmares. I am amused, stunned, a bit concerned. All at once. Oh, wow. I am continually astonished by the abysmal stupidity of man kind.
Though it is a downfall not to pull an editor out of your anal cavity. Bahahahaha. Wow.
*A definition for you to chew on:
sarcasm(noun): the mind's natural defense against stupid.
Ah, my. I love life.

Mandi

Kaleb,
This is too funny. It amazes me how inconsiderate people are. And seriously? That spelling? Wow.

Shannon

Right, i think my brain just died trying to read the third one O_O oh my god, it actually took me awhile to understand what they were on about..

Adri

Well I just want to say that I'm from Mexico and my language is the spanish, so if I make any spelling mistakes, please excuse me. Anyway I will try not to make mistakes.
Thanks everybody!!!!!!
:) :) :)

Pudgy Crackers

Wow... These comments are just so horrible! (The spelling I mean) Does it really take that long to type all the letters in a word? Seriously.

Edwardo Colon

Wow, those people are like, so nice!

Phoebe

Oh my gosh, I thought I was the only one noticing these kinds of things on the internet. Lol they don't make any sense. I can't stop laughing.

Erin

okay. These people are seriously epic fails. They can't spell. Their grammer sucks! And, if they don't like you so much, why do they waste their precious time commenting on your page about it??? jeez. okay I'm done. =)

Faye

Oh Rod. haha :)

And It's Epic how 'teenies' write like that.

x)

lololololol

Good God. My eyes... they BLEEEEED!

Bindii

My eyes!!! My eyes!!! I shudder to think what the English language will resemble in 100 years time. I wont even use 'text' speak on my mobile (cell) phone because I think it is rude and disrespectful.

Tianna

This might as well BE the wall of shame. Its just too funny to NOT be. Seriously. And also, I have to say that when the girls said it was your fault for murdering them... I just about died of laughter (in my head).

And when the guy replied '-stunned silence-'... pretty darn funny. I hope some more positive (yet funny) comments come up soon. :P

Maddie

Stop hulahokin? What the heck does that even mean xD

Lauren

I really hate "chatspeak". In my opinion, it makes people look very uneducated. Especially on MySpace pages.
Ok, here's that comment in "chatspeak":
"I RLY H8 CHATSPEK. I TINK IT MAKES PPL LOOK RLY UNEDUC8D. ESPESHALY ON UR MYSPACE PGS."
(And that's exactly how one of my friends would have written it, too.)
Thanks for the entertainment!!!

danielle

Wow! These people are quite ridiculous.

Haseya

*ROFL* Holy crap, these are hilarious!! Hahaha, I especially like the one with the alter ego, Lan. Hahaha, nice one.

kateribella

You know, I'd always wanted to be a high school English teacher, but I'm rethinking that, simply based on chatspeak. Hey, even when I text or game, I still use all the letters necessary I was taught in kindergarten when spelling words. God forbid they take the .083 seconds required to put in all of the letters! :)

Alice_Culen

loolz... i love the bear the name kaleb and twitard... and the you sir bit

the way kaleb correts him it makes that dude look bad!!!!

Cat

You should write your immediate response to these comments, it would be great to hear what you have to say even though they are funny without the response.

devz30

lol.
what is their problem?
I think it's the jealousy XD. Their english just sort of got muddled up. Did I just say 'sort of'?Make that
'really'. I also don't understand why people feel the need to shorten it to a few letters. It's just more comfortable writing the whole thing.

But that was really funny !! haha

Some people got offended, though. Apparently, you're the 'stupied' one. LOL. They shouldn't have made rude comments in the first place.

Kimber

My goodness. You would think that, with all the time they take to figure out what letters they could take out of a word and still understand it, they could type like a normal person.
High five for my generation...*rolls eyes*

Haley

wow *shakes head sadly* some people.....

Caroline

By the way, I just died alittle from reading #26.

Jenna

Is this where our education lies in this century? Ppl typin lyk dis? We need help!

dsolo

Poor Kaleb, I was shaking my head in despair reading these. However, I would find it difficult to feel insulted by idiots of this caliber. This is a free country, so it's hard to understand why some people find it necessary to trash anything they don't like. You don't like
Twilight, move along and leave us "twitards" alone.

Elizabeth

Wow! This is truely an amazing example of how idiotic some people are. hmmm...I bet most of them don't even realize what is wrong with what they wrote. These are truely epic and thanks for sharing them Kaleb

Morgan

This is an extremely joyous thing for my eyes to come upon. It made me laugh my hearty laugh, which is rare. Although, I do believe some of my brain matter has evaporated, as was aforementioned.

curten

This is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Did anyone see that that one girl commented like 3 times just getting angry at people who asked her to take like 5 seconds and include extra letters that she left out?

HOW in the world does comment 22 get away with saying she gets all A's? How could she pass english typing like that?

Caroline

I just like the part where you call them "uber-failbeasts." People who TyPe LiKe DiS are my ultimate pet-peeves.

Lissete [Frerard Addict]

Oh wow, these are horrible. I hate it when people spell so horribly, the insult doesn't even like have any effect anymore. I have no patience for people who spell in complete caps lock and spell incorrectly. I mean, typos here are there are okay, but...you get the idea. It's painful to have to read anything like that. Ugh.

Insane Jasper Fan, AKA Erika

I completely agree with Shannen, post number 33.

Anyways, don't you just love those fan girls who can't even spell Rob's name right? I find those comments funnier than some of the others. Although, the thing about Lan was absolutely hilarious.

--Erika--

Chelsea Runner

lyk omg "leanne" chill. no 1 cares if u can spel right or not, except mayb ur mom. but i dout she cares anywayz... CHYAA AND WATS WRONG WITH CAPSLOK? ITZ AWSOM! UR JUST JELUS NO 1 LYKS U AS MUCH AS ME!!!!!

Le Anne

Wow, these are deinitely, um, interesting to read. First, you shouldn't be so caps-lock happy. YES IT MAKES IT BIGGER, BUT IF YOU CAN'T SPELL TO SAFE YOUR LIFE... Just hit it again and it all goes away. *cough* KATELYN *cough*
Second, please, please, PLEASE! Learn to spell correctly! I could feel my brain cells being destroyed when I read some of them!
And lastly, why do you guys even bother trying to get Rob Pattinson's number? You should know by now that you're never going to get it unless you personally know him. (that means talking with him for a period of time and getting to know each other better)
Thank you,
O.G.
Woops, wrong initials!
L.F.

Sonya

Oh, if only stupidity was more painful.

Courtney Something

lyk omg thes r totes awesme! I h8 ppl tht tlk lyk ths...
Try to read that...
Exactly. Why do they feel the need to take out the vowels? THEY ARE YOUR FRIENDS! They make tb; tube, or tub! They change what it is! (You can thank Sesame Street for teaching me that)
I love reading the comments for the comments... They have amazinglyness most definitely!

chocolemonade

lol i have a habit of reading the words as they are spelled, so when i read it aloud, i say dis and omg and tht, i sound mental...

Annie

This reminded me of this website a friend showed me several years ago. :) Language warning but MAN is it funny. http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons....

Katie ~

Wow. No other word can describe it. These posts are incredibly hard to read! I had to stop. How hard could it be to actually write them?? It must take a lot of work to shorten every single word in the English language!

You people are truly talented. Right... though I have to ask, what do you do when you have to write a paper for school? I don't think any teacher would go for having to stumble through

>> OMG lyk the Rvltnry Wr wuz w/ RLLY imprtunt ppl, ya knw? IDK hoo, but thay were rill kewl && did tunz a stufff fer ar contry. pshyeahhh...

Poor, poor English teachers!

marykate

haha. I love 15, 24 and 27. Classic...

arikka

oh god. those are so painful to read. that KATELYN girl is so mean!

Shannen

What I find most entertaining about all of this, especially the people who comment saying you're stupid and stuff like that, is that they still took the time to come read your website.
And the poeple commenting rude things on this page still took the time to find this page, read it, and comment rude things.

abbott

Haha. This was extremely funny, especially reading all the rude comments you got back. Like angal baybi. I couldn't even read that one, or understand it. I make spelling mistakes, too, but these are hilarious. What was that thing about Lan?

Shell

I love the irony of the last one. He thinks it will be deleted and now it is immortalized :P

chocolemonade

Indeed, irony at its best :)

Camilla

Oh my GOD! -laughs head off-
Just... plain amazingness :D