Most Epic Comments Of All Time

Every once in a while, I get one of those hate comments that is so epically stupid, it deserves a special distinction and honor. Usually, the epicness of these comments are due to their attempts at insulting someone (usually me) but turning themselves into uber-failbeasts by spelling 90% of their insults incorrectly. These comments are below

(WARNING: some of these contain bad language, which has been kept to preserve the natural voice of the individuals involved):

(OTHER WARNING: some of these comments will severely vaporize brain matter, proceed with caution):

A. in response to TWILIGHT — The First Guy To Publicly Read Twilight

thats stupied

Z. in response to Signing My Book Deal [The Story Of A Writer]

your gay to the extreme.

C. in response to Christopher Paolini: Will Be 4 Books instead of 3

omg i cnt wait 4 da 4th bk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was so sad 2 tink once i was done dis it wun it was da end:( i am soooooooooooo xcitd bout da last 1 its nt even funii!!! bt chris if u c dis DO NOT RUSH i wnt da last 1 2 b brill!! n 2 evry1 who wnts him 2 hurry SHUT UP no1 who wnts a crappy half finish bk is a real fan. real fans will wait for a brill bk 2 make it perfect!!!!!!

B. in response to Robert Pattinson On My Cell Phone?

hey rod you r the best actor in the whole wide world you r funny hot cool and u would be a great bf 4 the girl that will love to the end remembe rif you give me your # i wont text ar call 24 7 please email it to me im not upsest though love you rod lol peace

A. in response to Robert Pattinson On My Cell Phone?

well it doesnt really seem 2 me dat its a gud question really. i have read da books b4 da movie came out, so already no a whole of things bout edward cullen, hoever u r kaleb, u shud have asked questions dat wud b subjective enuf to reveal hes personality, which da fans wud have enjoyed more, nywayz im not really dat much of a fan, but jus wanted 2 let all of u outdere in luv wif robert, dat its really a stupid idea 2 focus soo much in dis fantasy guy, u lot will defo get more out of life if u focused on da real matter of life den. i mean really fink bout it, wat r u gona get out of luvin dis fantasy guy, well da answer is NOTHING – believe i no. i no dis guy personally enuf 2 give such a cruel statement, nd i only mean dat hes one guy, ho can only like/love one girl. so stop hulahokin, its not worth it…. but i ddo like da music in da back ground, its touchy

lil shizznit in response to Christopher Paolini: Will Be 4 Books instead of 3

Lan ur a fucking faggot…so many ppl like the book world-wide, so get fucked bcoz ur retarded and Eragon+Eldest RULE!

[note: I don't have a clue who Lan is. Thus, I am assuming Lan is lil shizznit's alter ego, like Smeagol and Gollum]

C. in response to I have no idea

um yes u shoud never ever? ask me or my friend if we like twilight cuse u moight get blamed 4 murdding us cuse we might not be able to breath after we scfeams about rob patibnson cuse if u ever saw out rooms u wouldin unbastand:0

R. in response to a kind post about my music on HisGoldenEyes

Sorry, but…

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TWILIGHT!!! BESIDES SNOTTY MR. KALEB. SORRY, BUT I FIND HIM VERY ANNOYING.

SO… THANKS? BUT NO THANKS. SERIOUSLY.

WATCH THIS COMMENT BE DELETED, JUST BECAUSE YOU DON’T AGREE WITH ME.

Cheers <3

1/27/09 – K on my Youtube channel

you, sir make me ashamed? to bare the name “Kaleb” you twitard

My response:

You spelled it wrong.
It should be ‘you, sir make me ashamed to bear the name “Kaleb”? you twitard’
It makes you look foolish when you can’t use proper English.

His response:

-stunned silence-

2/10/09 – C. on If I Become A Famous Author

A wise man once told me, people are getting dumber every year.. I didn’t understand why he would say such a thing, until i saw this video and a 5 star review out of 274 people… Im a writer and i clicked on this link out of pure curiousity. In response to this video, an author wouldn’t do these ignorent thing’s and if you find this video humerous, your probably under 5′ feet tall. { oh, you probably don’t get that}

My response

HA HA HA. Sorry, you have no idea how much you made me laugh with this comment.
I hope it is a joke, seriously. Before you criticize other writers, try spelling ‘ignorant’ correctly (an A not an E). It gets your point across better.
A smile at least once a year is known to increase your lifespan. Try it sometime, you might like it.
-Kaleb

Its response

Ah Kaleb, i’m intrigued you found my comment amuseing.. It really mean’s alot coming from a successful u tube hor. If you have made any money writing, it’s truly an inspiration to any aspiring writer’s. So atleast your not completely useless. Oh and excuse the spelling error, i can’t pull my editor out of my ass, which would be a nice little trick.

And I don’t exactly know how to respond to that…

R. on 51 Things I Found In My Room

ur music sucks
gay video n waste of time bye

T. on My Phone Call With Robert Pattinson

ya and i was born yesterday! like that is really rob pattinson. i’m not stpid. get a better voice….-alice_ThePinkSisters 2015
(our videos are actually reall!)

calikk26 on Support Stephenie Meyer video

the publisher shoulda burned the novel nd spared the world of that womans idiotic writin stephne kings rules

[I regularly add to this page, as I receive these tiny pieces of joy]

This item was posted on Sunday, January 4th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
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terra

ahaha. this is amazing!! man, i love when people do stuff like this. =] okay, that's it. have a good daay~!!

Kayla

Haha! These people just make themselves sound so stupid! But the comments are funny to read. I like Kaleb's note saying "I don't have a clue who Lan is..." Made me laugh out loud!

Kelly

Holy cow, these are indescribably painful to read. I'm not an English major, but... just... wow. I thought I had seen everything, and I guess I was wrong.

Hannah D

Rod? HAHA! That's definitely my favorite!

Kylie

Oh my gosh! I'm wondering if some of those comments are even English! Lol Lan!...This is hilarious! Kaleb you're amazing.
I've gotten some pretty epic comments on some of my youtube videos. One of them spelled "retarded" wrong...Isn't it funny how it's the haters are the ones with bad grammar?

Shaddin

Loool, I've noticed that. Everyone who disses someone else is always the one that can't articulate. Coincidence? I think not. =P

Zella

You wonder if some of these were posted by people who lost a bet...

Ashley

There's a really good chance that a portion of my brain just melted... even with the warning at the top.

Karyn

Oh goodness. I feel your pain Kaleb. I'm an English major too. I'm going to have nightmares about this >__> Who knew there were such incompetent people in the world? Nevertheless, these were hilarious in a very horrifying kind of way x__x

claire

oh my god. i think i felt my IQ drop ten points.

JessieLynn

Lol! This totes just brightened my day! Comments like this just make the person seem stupider to us. Loved the random love notes to Rob though.

Megan

OMFG thez ppl r so stoopid!

Oh no... oh God...
THEY HAVE ME TALKING LIKE THEM!
PLEASE, HELP!
I AM IN URGENT NEED OF HELP!

..In all seriousness, why do people decide to shorten every word in the English language to about two to four letters? Is it really neccessary?
They ARE fun to read/laugh at, though, I must admit.

Sterling Snow

These are hilarious XD. Rod? Stupied? Lol

Jessica

Ha ha, this just made me laugh. I can't believe how stupid people are. Love it when people can't spell/speak English.

babybott330

I agree. Some people really take the whole cliff notes thing to the extreme. When a word is so condensed that you can no longer tell what that word was supposed to be, it's ridiculous! I've hurt my head just trying to make sense of it. Here's another thing I've always found funny: All the comments aimed at Kaleb by boys saying he's stupid for reading the Twilight books. If you're a boy, and you're not into Twilight, by what means did you even come across a website directed at Twilight? Hmmm....

KATELYN

OMGGGGG U R SOOO SUTPED! ITZ NOOT NYCE TO MACKE FUN OF PPL JUST BECUZ THEY CANT SPEL RITE!!!!!! OR BECUZ THEY INSULT U BECUZ U R DUM AND LIKE TWILITE AND UR A GUY!!!!!!!!!! U SHOUD STOP BEAN SOO STUCKED UP JUST BECUZ LOTSA PPL VISIT UR WEBSITE!!!! U R NOT A CELEBPRETTY OK??????????????? U NEED TO JUST GO AND RITE UR LITLE BOOKS AND LEAVE DA WORLD ALONE!!!!!!!!! AND JUST BECUZ U GOT ROBURT PATTERSIN ON YOUR FONE DOSNT MEEN DAT U SHOULD ACT LIKE A CELEBPRETTY U R JUST A NORMAL PPL OK??!?!?!?! IF I NEW HOW I WOOD EXPLODE UR WEBSITE SO DAT IT WAS NOTHIN BUT A CUPLE OF PICKSELS!!!!!!!!!! UGH U MAK ME SOOOOO AINGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Natty

Wow, this nice little addition to your collection is built right in!

Sara

I... just... I have no words, only tears. :(
Really, people, it isn't hard to be intelligent, at least moderately so. Try it.
I'm not asking people to be perfect, typos are expected. But c'mon...
UGH U MAK ME SOOOOO AINGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elise

*Dies... from... too... much... irony...*
*GAGRGgggggggggggghhhhhhh....* (That's my poor attempt at a gurgling sound fading into a death spiral... but you get my drift.)

"IF I NEW HOW I WOOD EXPLODE UR WEBSITE SO DAT IT WAS NOTHIN BUT A CUPLE OF PICKSELS!!!!!!!!!! "
Oh my.

Shaddin

Ummm....Is this supposed to be sarcastic? A joke? Or are you serious?
Who the hell would seriously write like that, especially on a page like this? Unless they're really as stupid as they make themselves appear.
This paragraph is a shame to the English language.

shananigan

(I'm talking to KATELYN's haters by the way) Leave this girl (or boy. you never know) alone. (To KATELYN.) Please. No more hate. If you have a problem with Kaleb, then try to talk to him personally. Like e-mail or something. He does want publicity but that's the only way to get his books sold. And the replies to his hate comments, well he is trying to defend himself like you're doing now. His phone call to Robert was only to ask a question. You have to give him props though. Getting through Patterson's security must have taken alot of work. You try doing that and maybe you'll feel a little smug too.

Taryn

Oh, my god god god god god, you are so stupid! It's not nice to make fun of people just because they can't spell correctly, or because they insult you because you are dumb, and like Twilight, and you're a guy!!!!!!!!! You should stop being so stuck up just because lots of people visit your website!! Your not a celebrity, OK. You need to just go and write you little books and leave the world alone!!!!! And just because you got Robert Pattinson on your phone doesn't mean that you should act like a celebrity, you are just a normal person, Ok!!!! If I knew how, I would explode your website so it was nothing but a couple of pixels!!! Ugh, you make me so angry!!!

In response to your comment now that all grammatical and spelling errors are corrected, he is not making fun of people because they spell simple words incorrectly, he is simply putting them on his website because he finds it amusing that people cannot spell simple words correctly. Who said anything about someone being stuck up, and he never stated or in any way (in my view) acted like he thought he was a celebrity. Maybe he should go write his books and leave the world alone, but it's a free country and as long as people want him to stay here, he has every right to. And I don't think he's acting like a celebrity because he was able to ask Robert Pattinson a question on his phone, everybody's a normal person, even Robert Pattinson. You also can't explode a website, you can explode the drive on which all the website posts and changes are recorded, however. I also just wanted to say, I'm in seventh grade, skipped one grade too, by the way, and I have better spelling skills than you, no offence.

Maggie

oh. my. god. I tried to read them, but I felt my eyeballs literally BURNING out of my head. People are so stupid...

beckysue

This is amazingly funny. Thank you for the laugh.

Mia

Uber Failbeasts!

I'm going to steal that and use it, because it's just so fun.

Also, this page greatly reminds me of MuggleNet's Wall of Shame, except that they have to endure higher levels of stupidity than you. For now, at least. Who knows what will happen when you become a big-time author.

The Infamous Wall of Shame: http://mugglenet.com/wallofshame.shtml

SnowWight

Can't breathe. 1)horrified at such abuse of the English language 2) laughing A LOT
I'm pretty sure you're right about lil shizznit's "Gollumness"; and I have to agree with Mia, uber failbeasts is very fun.

Ash

Oh my. I just...

I can't...

People...

*sigh* All I can say about the stupidity I have seen here is that some people really burn my toast.

Cara

Hahahaha
These made me laugh, especially the second to last one. It didn't even make any sense haha.

Krisdee

Wow. Number 15 is either trying to get on this list or is a psycho who needs to chill out and not drop out of school

Eve

Oh dear lord. I need asprin! working out what some of those people were trying to say has given me a headache. Also you think if you're going to ask for Robert's number you would at least spell his name right *laughs*

KATELYN

NUMBER 22 U R SO RUDE Y DO U THINK DAT I IS TRYING TO GIT ON DAT SUTIPID LIST?!?!?!?!! I JUST WANA MAK SHURE DAT KALEBB NOWES DAT I HAT HIM CUZ HE IS SO STUCKED UP ABOUT HIS SUTUPID WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!!! U R A DUMB AZZ!!!!!!!!! AND IM NOT GUNNA NOT DROP OUT OF SKOOL CUZ I GOT ALL A IN ALL OF MY CLASES OK!!!!!!!!

Shaddin

Wow, this comment is just so pathetic. Are you sure about the straight A's?
Since your grammar/spelling/entire use of the English language is just sad, it's hard to think that you're that smart.

Kim M.

Wow, this is just, wow. I think the funniest thing is a comment about these comments that i found to be even worse than the comments you posted (I'm not exactly sure if that makes sense, but you get the idea).

angal baybi

omg i h8 it wn ppl mk fn o txt lngg or ppls splng js cz thy dnt hv da tym 2 typ ful sntncs & spel words prpa dnt men u shd mk fn o thm thr r ppl hu wl b hurt & sad cz o dis pge & u bin al superia & sayn dey suk. mayb if u stpd maykn fun o ppls cmnts, u mite read da norml comnts i h8 u kalib naton & i h8 all da comntas u gys suk nxt tym i hop u mayk a pg tht dsnt mk fn o bd splas.
go 2 hel
angal baybi

Sara

It doesn't save time until you LEARN to type that way. I can't type like that for the life of me. If you had just extended you pinky an extra inch every once in a while, no one would have to make fun of you. Welcome to the English language.

chocolemonade

Not all of them are stupid just because of the bad spelling. Some are just stupidly hilarious by themselves and the language murder just adds to it :)

KATELYN

ANGAL BAYBI UR SO DUM DONT U NOWE HOW TO SPEL OR ANYTING???? GOSSHH U R PROLLY JUST SOME 5TH GRADER WHO IZ TRYIN TO SOUND OLDER DAN U REALY AR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elise

...Compared to Katelyn's clearly epic spelling skills?

Shaddin

So, Ms Straight A's, are you seriously criticizing this girl's spelling? I think you should go back to 2nd grade English, or at least take English as your language elective. You really shouldn't be taking a foreign language while your own/native/FIRST language is screwed up.

Dana

Um these are great, but I'm wondering where GJ`s posts are... that oinker

Ace

Why do I get the feeling that posts 26 and 27 are by the same person?

Camilla

Oh my GOD! -laughs head off-
Just... plain amazingness :D

Shell

I love the irony of the last one. He thinks it will be deleted and now it is immortalized :P

chocolemonade

Indeed, irony at its best :)

abbott

Haha. This was extremely funny, especially reading all the rude comments you got back. Like angal baybi. I couldn't even read that one, or understand it. I make spelling mistakes, too, but these are hilarious. What was that thing about Lan?

Shannen

What I find most entertaining about all of this, especially the people who comment saying you're stupid and stuff like that, is that they still took the time to come read your website.
And the poeple commenting rude things on this page still took the time to find this page, read it, and comment rude things.

arikka

oh god. those are so painful to read. that KATELYN girl is so mean!

marykate

haha. I love 15, 24 and 27. Classic...

Katie ~

Wow. No other word can describe it. These posts are incredibly hard to read! I had to stop. How hard could it be to actually write them?? It must take a lot of work to shorten every single word in the English language!

You people are truly talented. Right... though I have to ask, what do you do when you have to write a paper for school? I don't think any teacher would go for having to stumble through

>> OMG lyk the Rvltnry Wr wuz w/ RLLY imprtunt ppl, ya knw? IDK hoo, but thay were rill kewl && did tunz a stufff fer ar contry. pshyeahhh...

Poor, poor English teachers!

Annie

This reminded me of this website a friend showed me several years ago. :) Language warning but MAN is it funny. http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons....

Courtney Something

lyk omg thes r totes awesme! I h8 ppl tht tlk lyk ths...
Try to read that...
Exactly. Why do they feel the need to take out the vowels? THEY ARE YOUR FRIENDS! They make tb; tube, or tub! They change what it is! (You can thank Sesame Street for teaching me that)
I love reading the comments for the comments... They have amazinglyness most definitely!

chocolemonade

lol i have a habit of reading the words as they are spelled, so when i read it aloud, i say dis and omg and tht, i sound mental...

Sonya

Oh, if only stupidity was more painful.

Le Anne

Wow, these are deinitely, um, interesting to read. First, you shouldn't be so caps-lock happy. YES IT MAKES IT BIGGER, BUT IF YOU CAN'T SPELL TO SAFE YOUR LIFE... Just hit it again and it all goes away. *cough* KATELYN *cough*
Second, please, please, PLEASE! Learn to spell correctly! I could feel my brain cells being destroyed when I read some of them!
And lastly, why do you guys even bother trying to get Rob Pattinson's number? You should know by now that you're never going to get it unless you personally know him. (that means talking with him for a period of time and getting to know each other better)
Thank you,
O.G.
Woops, wrong initials!
L.F.

Chelsea Runner

lyk omg "leanne" chill. no 1 cares if u can spel right or not, except mayb ur mom. but i dout she cares anywayz... CHYAA AND WATS WRONG WITH CAPSLOK? ITZ AWSOM! UR JUST JELUS NO 1 LYKS U AS MUCH AS ME!!!!!

Insane Jasper Fan, AKA Erika

I completely agree with Shannen, post number 33.

Anyways, don't you just love those fan girls who can't even spell Rob's name right? I find those comments funnier than some of the others. Although, the thing about Lan was absolutely hilarious.

--Erika--

Lissete [Frerard Addict]

Oh wow, these are horrible. I hate it when people spell so horribly, the insult doesn't even like have any effect anymore. I have no patience for people who spell in complete caps lock and spell incorrectly. I mean, typos here are there are okay, but...you get the idea. It's painful to have to read anything like that. Ugh.

Caroline

I just like the part where you call them "uber-failbeasts." People who TyPe LiKe DiS are my ultimate pet-peeves.

curten

This is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Did anyone see that that one girl commented like 3 times just getting angry at people who asked her to take like 5 seconds and include extra letters that she left out?

HOW in the world does comment 22 get away with saying she gets all A's? How could she pass english typing like that?

Morgan

This is an extremely joyous thing for my eyes to come upon. It made me laugh my hearty laugh, which is rare. Although, I do believe some of my brain matter has evaporated, as was aforementioned.

Elizabeth

Wow! This is truely an amazing example of how idiotic some people are. hmmm...I bet most of them don't even realize what is wrong with what they wrote. These are truely epic and thanks for sharing them Kaleb

dsolo

Poor Kaleb, I was shaking my head in despair reading these. However, I would find it difficult to feel insulted by idiots of this caliber. This is a free country, so it's hard to understand why some people find it necessary to trash anything they don't like. You don't like
Twilight, move along and leave us "twitards" alone.

Jenna

Is this where our education lies in this century? Ppl typin lyk dis? We need help!

Caroline

By the way, I just died alittle from reading #26.

Haley

wow *shakes head sadly* some people.....

Kimber

My goodness. You would think that, with all the time they take to figure out what letters they could take out of a word and still understand it, they could type like a normal person.
High five for my generation...*rolls eyes*

devz30

lol.
what is their problem?
I think it's the jealousy XD. Their english just sort of got muddled up. Did I just say 'sort of'?Make that
'really'. I also don't understand why people feel the need to shorten it to a few letters. It's just more comfortable writing the whole thing.

But that was really funny !! haha

Some people got offended, though. Apparently, you're the 'stupied' one. LOL. They shouldn't have made rude comments in the first place.

Cat

You should write your immediate response to these comments, it would be great to hear what you have to say even though they are funny without the response.

Alice_Culen

loolz... i love the bear the name kaleb and twitard... and the you sir bit

the way kaleb correts him it makes that dude look bad!!!!

kateribella

You know, I'd always wanted to be a high school English teacher, but I'm rethinking that, simply based on chatspeak. Hey, even when I text or game, I still use all the letters necessary I was taught in kindergarten when spelling words. God forbid they take the .083 seconds required to put in all of the letters! :)

Haseya

*ROFL* Holy crap, these are hilarious!! Hahaha, I especially like the one with the alter ego, Lan. Hahaha, nice one.

danielle

Wow! These people are quite ridiculous.

Lauren

I really hate "chatspeak". In my opinion, it makes people look very uneducated. Especially on MySpace pages.
Ok, here's that comment in "chatspeak":
"I RLY H8 CHATSPEK. I TINK IT MAKES PPL LOOK RLY UNEDUC8D. ESPESHALY ON UR MYSPACE PGS."
(And that's exactly how one of my friends would have written it, too.)
Thanks for the entertainment!!!

Maddie

Stop hulahokin? What the heck does that even mean xD

Tianna

This might as well BE the wall of shame. Its just too funny to NOT be. Seriously. And also, I have to say that when the girls said it was your fault for murdering them... I just about died of laughter (in my head).

And when the guy replied '-stunned silence-'... pretty darn funny. I hope some more positive (yet funny) comments come up soon. :P

Bindii

My eyes!!! My eyes!!! I shudder to think what the English language will resemble in 100 years time. I wont even use 'text' speak on my mobile (cell) phone because I think it is rude and disrespectful.

lololololol

Good God. My eyes... they BLEEEEED!

Faye

Oh Rod. haha :)

And It's Epic how 'teenies' write like that.

x)

Erin

okay. These people are seriously epic fails. They can't spell. Their grammer sucks! And, if they don't like you so much, why do they waste their precious time commenting on your page about it??? jeez. okay I'm done. =)

Phoebe

Oh my gosh, I thought I was the only one noticing these kinds of things on the internet. Lol they don't make any sense. I can't stop laughing.

Edwardo Colon

Wow, those people are like, so nice!

Pudgy Crackers

Wow... These comments are just so horrible! (The spelling I mean) Does it really take that long to type all the letters in a word? Seriously.

Adri

Well I just want to say that I'm from Mexico and my language is the spanish, so if I make any spelling mistakes, please excuse me. Anyway I will try not to make mistakes.
Thanks everybody!!!!!!
:) :) :)

Shannon

Right, i think my brain just died trying to read the third one O_O oh my god, it actually took me awhile to understand what they were on about..

Mandi

Kaleb,
This is too funny. It amazes me how inconsiderate people are. And seriously? That spelling? Wow.

Katrina

Bahahahahaha! These people's entire beings are grammatical nightmares. I am amused, stunned, a bit concerned. All at once. Oh, wow. I am continually astonished by the abysmal stupidity of man kind.
Though it is a downfall not to pull an editor out of your anal cavity. Bahahahaha. Wow.
*A definition for you to chew on:
sarcasm(noun): the mind's natural defense against stupid.
Ah, my. I love life.

Rayc

My brain burns...
It literally made me die a little bit inside when I read number three, five, and some of the comments about these terrors.
I've been adamantly against chatspeak for years.
I always scold my little sister for writing to me in that manner.
It truly is the ruination of our society.
There is a PUBLISHED BOOK written entirely in chatspeak for Young Adults.
My sister brought it home and I wanted to burn it, because I was convinced it was pure evil.
My mother is an English teacher (for tenth and eleventh graders) and yeah, they DO write in chatspeak (I've had to grade the little buggers).
Thank god they have added a writing section to the SAT to instill some kind of insentive for proper grammar and spelling (which I never imagined was something that would ever have to be introduced). I freakin' hate chatspeak.

Natty

Actually, there are THREE published books written completely in Chatspeak.
Shakes head sadly at the state of the modern world.

Miajane

These people are absolute idiots. Especially the one who says that he knows what you need for a fulfilling life, maybe if he could spell and use correct grammar, people might listen.
About the smart guy who spelt amusing, a lot, youtube and whore wrong - I really hope that I have the pleasure of reading something that you write, for I dearly love to laugh.
Kaleb. I love your blogging. It is always fantastic. Don't listen to these losers.
I aspire to be an author and you are an inspiration. (God that sounded cheesy!)

Azucena

Oh my god, this is hilarious.

Some people are really dumb, aren't they??

You're amazing Kaleb. You made me start writing again.

And that spelling? haha. I chuckled a lot when i read those comments. Anyway, it's the same in every language. We mexicans do the same. I don't think that's funny, however. Who know? Maybe in ten years we'll all be writing like that. No! That would suck!

Azucena

Oh, my. I wrote "who know?" How ironic. XD this is really getting me out of my mind.

Jupiterine

Ah, laughing at others expense! How I do enjoy it from time to time. *wipes tear from eye*

I especially liked the one claiming the comment would be deleted. And now there's a special page just for it! =D

NancyB

Always remember - 50% of people are below average. They make the rest of us look really smart.
Continue being brilliant!

kya mere ahe tum pyaar

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

oh my word, yep it definitely reminded me of mugglenet's wall of shame haha...
i never knew such crazy people existed.... lol but if they didnt we'd miss out on some serious laughs

Alexwebmaster

Hello webmaster
I would like to share with you a link to your site
write me here preonrelt@mail.ru

Suzanne K

Just as great as the Farm Animals page on TwilightGuy. XD I love how you can reply to all these hate comments and not get mad at the person. Plus, the text speech and spelling ability(or lack of it)practically melted the eyeballs right out of my skull.
People like these make me ashamed to be the same species.
And what do these people do when it comes to school? Do their teachers have to take a minute to compose themselves before they read that person's essays? Do the same teachers have to have a box of Kleenex near? Or were they taught at all?

EMI

lol. i laughed my butt off! this is soo funny! i love how you responded to everything...it is hilarious!

Anna

Haha! This is funny. It reminds me of the Sistersalad video "Yo comments are whack"

Samantha

ahahahha, i love how stupid some people can be! just ignore everything these retards say...they obviously don't have as many braincells as a rock...keep up the good work, i love all of your sites and i can't wait to read your book!

O.W.L

Hehe.
I don't see why people spek lyk dis so much when its easy to speak normally. I must admit to using a little text talk myself when messaging close friends, but these comments take it beyond the lands of extreme to the balmy fields of insane.
And is it just me who finds the CMMNTS TAT R LYK DIS ironic? Misspelling your comment on a page for misspelled comments. Why do people get so angry? The sun shines, the birds are singing, there is no need for you to waste two minutes writing hate comments (Though please, contiue. They are hilarious).
Uhm, anyhoo, G2G + gt bk 2 ROTFLMAO =)