Most Epic Comments Of All Time
Every once in a while, I get one of those hate comments that is so epically stupid, it deserves a special distinction and honor. Usually, the epicness of these comments are due to their attempts at insulting someone (usually me) but turning themselves into uber-failbeasts by spelling 90% of their insults incorrectly. These comments are below
(WARNING: some of these contain bad language, which has been kept to preserve the natural voice of the individuals involved):
(OTHER WARNING: some of these comments will severely vaporize brain matter, proceed with caution):
A. in response to TWILIGHT — The First Guy To Publicly Read Twilight
thats stupied
Z. in response to Signing My Book Deal [The Story Of A Writer]
your gay to the extreme.
C. in response to Christopher Paolini: Will Be 4 Books instead of 3
omg i cnt wait 4 da 4th bk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was so sad 2 tink once i was done dis it wun it was da end:( i am soooooooooooo xcitd bout da last 1 its nt even funii!!! bt chris if u c dis DO NOT RUSH i wnt da last 1 2 b brill!! n 2 evry1 who wnts him 2 hurry SHUT UP no1 who wnts a crappy half finish bk is a real fan. real fans will wait for a brill bk 2 make it perfect!!!!!!
B. in response to Robert Pattinson On My Cell Phone?
hey rod you r the best actor in the whole wide world you r funny hot cool and u would be a great bf 4 the girl that will love to the end remembe rif you give me your # i wont text ar call 24 7 please email it to me im not upsest though love you rod lol peace
A. in response to Robert Pattinson On My Cell Phone?
well it doesnt really seem 2 me dat its a gud question really. i have read da books b4 da movie came out, so already no a whole of things bout edward cullen, hoever u r kaleb, u shud have asked questions dat wud b subjective enuf to reveal hes personality, which da fans wud have enjoyed more, nywayz im not really dat much of a fan, but jus wanted 2 let all of u outdere in luv wif robert, dat its really a stupid idea 2 focus soo much in dis fantasy guy, u lot will defo get more out of life if u focused on da real matter of life den. i mean really fink bout it, wat r u gona get out of luvin dis fantasy guy, well da answer is NOTHING – believe i no. i no dis guy personally enuf 2 give such a cruel statement, nd i only mean dat hes one guy, ho can only like/love one girl. so stop hulahokin, its not worth it…. but i ddo like da music in da back ground, its touchy
lil shizznit in response to Christopher Paolini: Will Be 4 Books instead of 3
Lan ur a fucking faggot…so many ppl like the book world-wide, so get fucked bcoz ur retarded and Eragon+Eldest RULE!
[note: I don't have a clue who Lan is. Thus, I am assuming Lan is lil shizznit's alter ego, like Smeagol and Gollum]
C. in response to I have no idea
um yes u shoud never ever? ask me or my friend if we like twilight cuse u moight get blamed 4 murdding us cuse we might not be able to breath after we scfeams about rob patibnson cuse if u ever saw out rooms u wouldin unbastand:0
R. in response to a kind post about my music on HisGoldenEyes
Sorry, but…
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TWILIGHT!!! BESIDES SNOTTY MR. KALEB. SORRY, BUT I FIND HIM VERY ANNOYING.
SO… THANKS? BUT NO THANKS. SERIOUSLY.
WATCH THIS COMMENT BE DELETED, JUST BECAUSE YOU DON’T AGREE WITH ME.
Cheers <3
1/27/09 – K on my Youtube channel
you, sir make me ashamed? to bare the name “Kaleb” you twitard
My response:
You spelled it wrong.
It should be ‘you, sir make me ashamed to bear the name “Kaleb”? you twitard’
It makes you look foolish when you can’t use proper English.His response:
-stunned silence-
2/10/09 – C. on If I Become A Famous Author
A wise man once told me, people are getting dumber every year.. I didn’t understand why he would say such a thing, until i saw this video and a 5 star review out of 274 people… Im a writer and i clicked on this link out of pure curiousity. In response to this video, an author wouldn’t do these ignorent thing’s and if you find this video humerous, your probably under 5′ feet tall. { oh, you probably don’t get that}
My response
HA HA HA. Sorry, you have no idea how much you made me laugh with this comment.
I hope it is a joke, seriously. Before you criticize other writers, try spelling ‘ignorant’ correctly (an A not an E). It gets your point across better.
A smile at least once a year is known to increase your lifespan. Try it sometime, you might like it.
-KalebIts response
Ah Kaleb, i’m intrigued you found my comment amuseing.. It really mean’s alot coming from a successful u tube hor. If you have made any money writing, it’s truly an inspiration to any aspiring writer’s. So atleast your not completely useless. Oh and excuse the spelling error, i can’t pull my editor out of my ass, which would be a nice little trick.
And I don’t exactly know how to respond to that…
R. on 51 Things I Found In My Room
ur music sucks
gay video n waste of time bye
T. on My Phone Call With Robert Pattinson
ya and i was born yesterday! like that is really rob pattinson. i’m not stpid. get a better voice….-alice_ThePinkSisters 2015
(our videos are actually reall!)
calikk26 on Support Stephenie Meyer video
the publisher shoulda burned the novel nd spared the world of that womans idiotic writin stephne kings rules
[I regularly add to this page, as I receive these tiny pieces of joy]
January 24th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
ahaha. this is amazing!! man, i love when people do stuff like this. =] okay, that’s it. have a good daay~!!
January 25th, 2009 at 12:44 am
Haha! These people just make themselves sound so stupid! But the comments are funny to read. I like Kaleb’s note saying “I don’t have a clue who Lan is…” Made me laugh out loud!
January 25th, 2009 at 3:11 am
Holy cow, these are indescribably painful to read. I’m not an English major, but… just… wow. I thought I had seen everything, and I guess I was wrong.
January 25th, 2009 at 4:58 am
Rod? HAHA! That’s definitely my favorite!
January 25th, 2009 at 6:27 am
Oh my gosh! I’m wondering if some of those comments are even English! Lol Lan!…This is hilarious! Kaleb you’re amazing.
I’ve gotten some pretty epic comments on some of my youtube videos. One of them spelled “retarded” wrong…Isn’t it funny how it’s the haters are the ones with bad grammar?
January 25th, 2009 at 9:03 am
You wonder if some of these were posted by people who lost a bet…
January 25th, 2009 at 9:26 am
There’s a really good chance that a portion of my brain just melted… even with the warning at the top.
January 25th, 2009 at 9:48 am
Oh goodness. I feel your pain Kaleb. I’m an English major too. I’m going to have nightmares about this >__> Who knew there were such incompetent people in the world? Nevertheless, these were hilarious in a very horrifying kind of way x__x
January 25th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
oh my god. i think i felt my IQ drop ten points.
January 25th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Lol! This totes just brightened my day! Comments like this just make the person seem stupider to us. Loved the random love notes to Rob though.
January 25th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
OMFG thez ppl r so stoopid!
Oh no… oh God…
THEY HAVE ME TALKING LIKE THEM!
PLEASE, HELP!
I AM IN URGENT NEED OF HELP!
..In all seriousness, why do people decide to shorten every word in the English language to about two to four letters? Is it really neccessary?
They ARE fun to read/laugh at, though, I must admit.
January 25th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
These are hilarious XD. Rod? Stupied? Lol
January 25th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Ha ha, this just made me laugh. I can’t believe how stupid people are. Love it when people can’t spell/speak English.
January 25th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
I agree. Some people really take the whole cliff notes thing to the extreme. When a word is so condensed that you can no longer tell what that word was supposed to be, it’s ridiculous! I’ve hurt my head just trying to make sense of it. Here’s another thing I’ve always found funny: All the comments aimed at Kaleb by boys saying he’s stupid for reading the Twilight books. If you’re a boy, and you’re not into Twilight, by what means did you even come across a website directed at Twilight? Hmmm….
January 25th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
OMGGGGG U R SOOO SUTPED! ITZ NOOT NYCE TO MACKE FUN OF PPL JUST BECUZ THEY CANT SPEL RITE!!!!!! OR BECUZ THEY INSULT U BECUZ U R DUM AND LIKE TWILITE AND UR A GUY!!!!!!!!!! U SHOUD STOP BEAN SOO STUCKED UP JUST BECUZ LOTSA PPL VISIT UR WEBSITE!!!! U R NOT A CELEBPRETTY OK??????????????? U NEED TO JUST GO AND RITE UR LITLE BOOKS AND LEAVE DA WORLD ALONE!!!!!!!!! AND JUST BECUZ U GOT ROBURT PATTERSIN ON YOUR FONE DOSNT MEEN DAT U SHOULD ACT LIKE A CELEBPRETTY U R JUST A NORMAL PPL OK??!?!?!?! IF I NEW HOW I WOOD EXPLODE UR WEBSITE SO DAT IT WAS NOTHIN BUT A CUPLE OF PICKSELS!!!!!!!!!! UGH U MAK ME SOOOOO AINGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 25th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
oh. my. god. I tried to read them, but I felt my eyeballs literally BURNING out of my head. People are so stupid…
January 25th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
This is amazingly funny. Thank you for the laugh.
January 25th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
Uber Failbeasts!
I’m going to steal that and use it, because it’s just so fun.
Also, this page greatly reminds me of MuggleNet’s Wall of Shame, except that they have to endure higher levels of stupidity than you. For now, at least. Who knows what will happen when you become a big-time author.
The Infamous Wall of Shame: http://mugglenet.com/wallofshame.shtml
January 25th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Can’t breathe. 1)horrified at such abuse of the English language 2) laughing A LOT
I’m pretty sure you’re right about lil shizznit’s “Gollumness”; and I have to agree with Mia, uber failbeasts is very fun.
January 25th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Oh my. I just…
I can’t…
People…
*sigh* All I can say about the stupidity I have seen here is that some people really burn my toast.
January 25th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Hahahaha
These made me laugh, especially the second to last one. It didn’t even make any sense haha.
January 25th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
Wow. Number 15 is either trying to get on this list or is a psycho who needs to chill out and not drop out of school
January 25th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
Oh dear lord. I need asprin! working out what some of those people were trying to say has given me a headache. Also you think if you’re going to ask for Robert’s number you would at least spell his name right *laughs*
January 26th, 2009 at 12:17 am
NUMBER 22 U R SO RUDE Y DO U THINK DAT I IS TRYING TO GIT ON DAT SUTIPID LIST?!?!?!?!! I JUST WANA MAK SHURE DAT KALEBB NOWES DAT I HAT HIM CUZ HE IS SO STUCKED UP ABOUT HIS SUTUPID WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!!! U R A DUMB AZZ!!!!!!!!! AND IM NOT GUNNA NOT DROP OUT OF SKOOL CUZ I GOT ALL A IN ALL OF MY CLASES OK!!!!!!!!
January 26th, 2009 at 12:20 am
Wow, this is just, wow. I think the funniest thing is a comment about these comments that i found to be even worse than the comments you posted (I’m not exactly sure if that makes sense, but you get the idea).
January 26th, 2009 at 12:57 am
omg i h8 it wn ppl mk fn o txt lngg or ppls splng js cz thy dnt hv da tym 2 typ ful sntncs & spel words prpa dnt men u shd mk fn o thm thr r ppl hu wl b hurt & sad cz o dis pge & u bin al superia & sayn dey suk. mayb if u stpd maykn fun o ppls cmnts, u mite read da norml comnts i h8 u kalib naton & i h8 all da comntas u gys suk nxt tym i hop u mayk a pg tht dsnt mk fn o bd splas.
go 2 hel
angal baybi
January 26th, 2009 at 1:08 am
ANGAL BAYBI UR SO DUM DONT U NOWE HOW TO SPEL OR ANYTING???? GOSSHH U R PROLLY JUST SOME 5TH GRADER WHO IZ TRYIN TO SOUND OLDER DAN U REALY AR!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 26th, 2009 at 9:15 am
Um these are great, but I’m wondering where GJ`s posts are… that oinker
January 26th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Why do I get the feeling that posts 26 and 27 are by the same person?
January 26th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Oh my GOD! -laughs head off-
Just… plain amazingness
January 26th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
I love the irony of the last one. He thinks it will be deleted and now it is immortalized
January 26th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Haha. This was extremely funny, especially reading all the rude comments you got back. Like angal baybi. I couldn’t even read that one, or understand it. I make spelling mistakes, too, but these are hilarious. What was that thing about Lan?
January 26th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
What I find most entertaining about all of this, especially the people who comment saying you’re stupid and stuff like that, is that they still took the time to come read your website.
And the poeple commenting rude things on this page still took the time to find this page, read it, and comment rude things.
January 26th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
oh god. those are so painful to read. that KATELYN girl is so mean!
January 26th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
haha. I love 15, 24 and 27. Classic…
January 26th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Wow. No other word can describe it. These posts are incredibly hard to read! I had to stop. How hard could it be to actually write them?? It must take a lot of work to shorten every single word in the English language!
You people are truly talented. Right… though I have to ask, what do you do when you have to write a paper for school? I don’t think any teacher would go for having to stumble through
>> OMG lyk the Rvltnry Wr wuz w/ RLLY imprtunt ppl, ya knw? IDK hoo, but thay were rill kewl && did tunz a stufff fer ar contry. pshyeahhh…
Poor, poor English teachers!
January 26th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
This reminded me of this website a friend showed me several years ago.
Language warning but MAN is it funny. http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/
January 26th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
lyk omg thes r totes awesme! I h8 ppl tht tlk lyk ths…
Try to read that…
Exactly. Why do they feel the need to take out the vowels? THEY ARE YOUR FRIENDS! They make tb; tube, or tub! They change what it is! (You can thank Sesame Street for teaching me that)
I love reading the comments for the comments… They have amazinglyness most definitely!
January 27th, 2009 at 12:38 am
Oh, if only stupidity was more painful.
January 27th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Wow, these are deinitely, um, interesting to read. First, you shouldn’t be so caps-lock happy. YES IT MAKES IT BIGGER, BUT IF YOU CAN’T SPELL TO SAFE YOUR LIFE… Just hit it again and it all goes away. *cough* KATELYN *cough*
Second, please, please, PLEASE! Learn to spell correctly! I could feel my brain cells being destroyed when I read some of them!
And lastly, why do you guys even bother trying to get Rob Pattinson’s number? You should know by now that you’re never going to get it unless you personally know him. (that means talking with him for a period of time and getting to know each other better)
Thank you,
O.G.
Woops, wrong initials!
L.F.
January 27th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
lyk omg “leanne” chill. no 1 cares if u can spel right or not, except mayb ur mom. but i dout she cares anywayz… CHYAA AND WATS WRONG WITH CAPSLOK? ITZ AWSOM! UR JUST JELUS NO 1 LYKS U AS MUCH AS ME!!!!!
January 27th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
I completely agree with Shannen, post number 33.
Anyways, don’t you just love those fan girls who can’t even spell Rob’s name right? I find those comments funnier than some of the others. Although, the thing about Lan was absolutely hilarious.
–Erika–
January 27th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Oh wow, these are horrible. I hate it when people spell so horribly, the insult doesn’t even like have any effect anymore. I have no patience for people who spell in complete caps lock and spell incorrectly. I mean, typos here are there are okay, but…you get the idea. It’s painful to have to read anything like that. Ugh.
January 27th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
I just like the part where you call them “uber-failbeasts.” People who TyPe LiKe DiS are my ultimate pet-peeves.
January 27th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
This is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Did anyone see that that one girl commented like 3 times just getting angry at people who asked her to take like 5 seconds and include extra letters that she left out?
HOW in the world does comment 22 get away with saying she gets all A’s? How could she pass english typing like that?
January 27th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
This is an extremely joyous thing for my eyes to come upon. It made me laugh my hearty laugh, which is rare. Although, I do believe some of my brain matter has evaporated, as was aforementioned.
January 27th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Wow! This is truely an amazing example of how idiotic some people are. hmmm…I bet most of them don’t even realize what is wrong with what they wrote. These are truely epic and thanks for sharing them Kaleb
January 28th, 2009 at 9:13 am
Poor Kaleb, I was shaking my head in despair reading these. However, I would find it difficult to feel insulted by idiots of this caliber. This is a free country, so it’s hard to understand why some people find it necessary to trash anything they don’t like. You don’t like
Twilight, move along and leave us “twitards” alone.
January 28th, 2009 at 11:22 am
Is this where our education lies in this century? Ppl typin lyk dis? We need help!
January 28th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
By the way, I just died alittle from reading #26.
January 29th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
wow *shakes head sadly* some people…..
January 29th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
My goodness. You would think that, with all the time they take to figure out what letters they could take out of a word and still understand it, they could type like a normal person.
High five for my generation…*rolls eyes*
January 30th, 2009 at 3:59 am
lol.
what is their problem?
I think it’s the jealousy XD. Their english just sort of got muddled up. Did I just say ‘sort of’?Make that
‘really’. I also don’t understand why people feel the need to shorten it to a few letters. It’s just more comfortable writing the whole thing.
But that was really funny !! haha
Some people got offended, though. Apparently, you’re the ‘stupied’ one. LOL. They shouldn’t have made rude comments in the first place.
January 30th, 2009 at 10:54 am
You should write your immediate response to these comments, it would be great to hear what you have to say even though they are funny without the response.
January 30th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
loolz… i love the bear the name kaleb and twitard… and the you sir bit
the way kaleb correts him it makes that dude look bad!!!!
January 30th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
You know, I’d always wanted to be a high school English teacher, but I’m rethinking that, simply based on chatspeak. Hey, even when I text or game, I still use all the letters necessary I was taught in kindergarten when spelling words. God forbid they take the .083 seconds required to put in all of the letters!
January 31st, 2009 at 7:27 am
*ROFL* Holy crap, these are hilarious!! Hahaha, I especially like the one with the alter ego, Lan. Hahaha, nice one.
January 31st, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Wow! These people are quite ridiculous.
February 1st, 2009 at 12:18 am
I really hate “chatspeak”. In my opinion, it makes people look very uneducated. Especially on MySpace pages.
Ok, here’s that comment in “chatspeak”:
“I RLY H8 CHATSPEK. I TINK IT MAKES PPL LOOK RLY UNEDUC8D. ESPESHALY ON UR MYSPACE PGS.”
(And that’s exactly how one of my friends would have written it, too.)
Thanks for the entertainment!!!
February 1st, 2009 at 12:52 am
Stop hulahokin? What the heck does that even mean xD
February 1st, 2009 at 4:23 am
This might as well BE the wall of shame. Its just too funny to NOT be. Seriously. And also, I have to say that when the girls said it was your fault for murdering them… I just about died of laughter (in my head).
And when the guy replied ‘-stunned silence-’… pretty darn funny. I hope some more positive (yet funny) comments come up soon.
February 2nd, 2009 at 2:20 am
My eyes!!! My eyes!!! I shudder to think what the English language will resemble in 100 years time. I wont even use ‘text’ speak on my mobile (cell) phone because I think it is rude and disrespectful.
February 2nd, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Good God. My eyes… they BLEEEEED!
February 4th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Oh Rod. haha
And It’s Epic how ‘teenies’ write like that.
x)
February 4th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
okay. These people are seriously epic fails. They can’t spell. Their grammer sucks! And, if they don’t like you so much, why do they waste their precious time commenting on your page about it??? jeez. okay I’m done. =)
February 8th, 2009 at 12:20 am
Oh my gosh, I thought I was the only one noticing these kinds of things on the internet. Lol they don’t make any sense. I can’t stop laughing.
February 10th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Wow, those people are like, so nice!
February 10th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Wow… These comments are just so horrible! (The spelling I mean) Does it really take that long to type all the letters in a word? Seriously.
February 13th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Well I just want to say that I’m from Mexico and my language is the spanish, so if I make any spelling mistakes, please excuse me. Anyway I will try not to make mistakes.
Thanks everybody!!!!!!
February 14th, 2009 at 7:42 am
Right, i think my brain just died trying to read the third one O_O oh my god, it actually took me awhile to understand what they were on about..
February 21st, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Kaleb,
This is too funny. It amazes me how inconsiderate people are. And seriously? That spelling? Wow.
February 21st, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Bahahahahaha! These people’s entire beings are grammatical nightmares. I am amused, stunned, a bit concerned. All at once. Oh, wow. I am continually astonished by the abysmal stupidity of man kind.
Though it is a downfall not to pull an editor out of your anal cavity. Bahahahaha. Wow.
*A definition for you to chew on:
sarcasm(noun): the mind’s natural defense against stupid.
Ah, my. I love life.
February 22nd, 2009 at 10:43 am
My brain burns…
It literally made me die a little bit inside when I read number three, five, and some of the comments about these terrors.
I’ve been adamantly against chatspeak for years.
I always scold my little sister for writing to me in that manner.
It truly is the ruination of our society.
There is a PUBLISHED BOOK written entirely in chatspeak for Young Adults.
My sister brought it home and I wanted to burn it, because I was convinced it was pure evil.
My mother is an English teacher (for tenth and eleventh graders) and yeah, they DO write in chatspeak (I’ve had to grade the little buggers).
Thank god they have added a writing section to the SAT to instill some kind of insentive for proper grammar and spelling (which I never imagined was something that would ever have to be introduced). I freakin’ hate chatspeak.
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:14 am
These people are absolute idiots. Especially the one who says that he knows what you need for a fulfilling life, maybe if he could spell and use correct grammar, people might listen.
About the smart guy who spelt amusing, a lot, youtube and whore wrong – I really hope that I have the pleasure of reading something that you write, for I dearly love to laugh.
Kaleb. I love your blogging. It is always fantastic. Don’t listen to these losers.
I aspire to be an author and you are an inspiration. (God that sounded cheesy!)
February 25th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Oh my god, this is hilarious.
Some people are really dumb, aren’t they??
You’re amazing Kaleb. You made me start writing again.
And that spelling? haha. I chuckled a lot when i read those comments. Anyway, it’s the same in every language. We mexicans do the same. I don’t think that’s funny, however. Who know? Maybe in ten years we’ll all be writing like that. No! That would suck!
February 25th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Oh, my. I wrote “who know?” How ironic. XD this is really getting me out of my mind.
March 1st, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Ah, laughing at others expense! How I do enjoy it from time to time. *wipes tear from eye*
I especially liked the one claiming the comment would be deleted. And now there’s a special page just for it! =D
March 2nd, 2009 at 8:30 am
Always remember – 50% of people are below average. They make the rest of us look really smart.
Continue being brilliant!
March 2nd, 2009 at 9:12 am
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
oh my word, yep it definitely reminded me of mugglenet’s wall of shame haha…
i never knew such crazy people existed…. lol but if they didnt we’d miss out on some serious laughs
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March 7th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Just as great as the Farm Animals page on TwilightGuy. XD I love how you can reply to all these hate comments and not get mad at the person. Plus, the text speech and spelling ability(or lack of it)practically melted the eyeballs right out of my skull.
People like these make me ashamed to be the same species.
And what do these people do when it comes to school? Do their teachers have to take a minute to compose themselves before they read that person’s essays? Do the same teachers have to have a box of Kleenex near? Or were they taught at all?
March 11th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
lol. i laughed my butt off! this is soo funny! i love how you responded to everything…it is hilarious!
March 29th, 2009 at 10:59 am
Haha! This is funny. It reminds me of the Sistersalad video “Yo comments are whack”
March 30th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
ahahahha, i love how stupid some people can be! just ignore everything these retards say…they obviously don’t have as many braincells as a rock…keep up the good work, i love all of your sites and i can’t wait to read your book!
April 2nd, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Hehe.
I don’t see why people spek lyk dis so much when its easy to speak normally. I must admit to using a little text talk myself when messaging close friends, but these comments take it beyond the lands of extreme to the balmy fields of insane.
And is it just me who finds the CMMNTS TAT R LYK DIS ironic? Misspelling your comment on a page for misspelled comments. Why do people get so angry? The sun shines, the birds are singing, there is no need for you to waste two minutes writing hate comments (Though please, contiue. They are hilarious).
Uhm, anyhoo, G2G + gt bk 2 ROTFLMAO =)
April 2nd, 2009 at 8:43 pm
I am pretty sure I just lost about 10 IQ points.
April 14th, 2009 at 12:27 am
Oh my gosh! I'm wondering if some of those comments are even English! Lol Lan!…This is hilarious! Kaleb you're amazing.
I've gotten some pretty epic comments on some of my youtube videos. One of them spelled “retarded” wrong…Isn't it funny how it's the haters are the ones with bad grammar?
April 16th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
people are idiots. At least you have a sense of humor, Kaleb! And the few you responded to were so ridiculous… you gave great come-backs! hehe.
April 18th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Omg Kaleb! That was hilarious! I think you should add some of those comments up there to this page, they might actually be worse!
And I love how most of the people here are also Harry Potter fans and referenced Mugglenet's Wall of Shame! You should make one for Twilightguy!
April 18th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Is it possible to feel yourself lose I.Q. points? Because I think I just did by reading those stupid comments. Some people must get a real kick out of butchering the English language.
April 25th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
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April 25th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Ahahah!!! That is so funny!
Oh man… People make me laugh :]
Especially the people who will
be insulted by this. xD
But I think my English mark
will suffer now…
April 25th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
My spelling isn't good and I don't always us proper english. But there were a few of those that were horrilbe!!!! Always love these Kaleb!
April 25th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
HAHAHAH!!!!! Omg Im cramping up after reading all that! epic lulz!!!! XD
April 25th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
*gathers remaining braincells*
“hulahokin”
seriously though, somewhere an english teacher is dying a little on the inside because of this.
April 26th, 2009 at 8:33 am
Some Of These I Found Really Hard To Unravel, With All The Spelling Errors, Urgh.
Haha, Hillarious. I Love The Way That Guy Who Wanted To Be A Writer Was Critisicing (<– Spelt wrong?) You, Espiecally When You Have Alot Of Followers Who Are So Going To Buy That Book, Including Me
.
They Are The Dumb Ones, It Makes Me Laugh How They Think You Are.
Cya,
xx
Poppy
April 26th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
This is a little scary…
April 26th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Or a lot scary…
In fact, I haven't been this scared since I first read the Wall of Shame on Mugglenet. Both that and this are terrifying to and English nerds, majors, or teachers reading this.
April 26th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
(Sorry, any, not and) *Scowls at typo demons*
April 26th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
this is just soooo hilarious!! wow, i didn't know it was even possible to shorten a two letter word. amazing what people can do….:]
April 27th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
hahaha that was sooo great! i think its really funny when people try to insult others and they cannot even spell correctly! lol
April 27th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
I think you should add this to the epic comments page.
April 29th, 2009 at 11:43 am
This is absolutely comical!
April 29th, 2009 at 11:55 am
Wow. Stupid people make the world a happier place. I love it when angry, uneducated people try to write hater comments. It really says a lot about the people who actually don’t realize how wonderful Twilight is, doesn’t it?
May 7th, 2009 at 4:37 am
Lol I couldn’t work out one of them and just gave up…wasn’t worth the braincells….I kind of need them for more useful things that don’t involve unravelling crazy “I-don’t-know-how-to-act-properly-in-society”, crap typists of this world.
And nice Kaleb. Your hilarity continues to amuse us all
R.M
May 11th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
you’re right. it’s awfull spelling like that, but why do you people take for granded that everybody who writes something in this site is English?(or american, doesn’t matter)
you make spelling mistekes sound that much of a deal……..!
p.s.
sorry for my english, i just got my FCE
May 13th, 2009 at 6:58 am
This alone just pretty much made my day. I am an aspiring writer as well, and it amazes me that all most people can do now is type in chat speak. If you have a full keyboard sitting in front of you, how hard is it honestly to press a few extra keys? Anyways, thank you so much for these, they really help to brighten peoples’ days.
May 17th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Hahahahaha! I love these! Expecially the one about pulling your editor out of your ass…that would be kinda cool, in a gross way.
(ps) I know I spelled ecpecially wrong : ) But I guess its just works…ya know, with the whole editor thing
Toodles!!
May 23rd, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Uhm……I think it would be much more helpful for people to talk in English on these posts. XD
But that doesn’t stop them from being outrageously hilarious!
Especially the one with ‘get a better voice to pretend to be Rob Patt’. That’s great! Makes me laugh every time.
Keep up the good work, Kaleb Naaation!
May 28th, 2009 at 1:56 am
It’s so strange that people won’t waste time typing in a few extra letters, but waste who knows how many seconds of their life typing hate mail. I hope my eyes don’t start bleeding from reading those; but nevertheless, thanks for posting them, Kaleb. They are rather amusing.
June 1st, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Now, what I find most amusing is the fact that in less than a hundred days, these morons will see your name everywhere, with your book being released. Oh, the sweet irony in that. Though my favorites are the ones that you send responses back correcting their spelling mistakes (ie K and C). It’s the last thing that they expect, having their hate mail and whatnot sent back to them with corrections made and a lesson on the correct usage of homophones.
But I can just picture the pages of absurd epic comments that you’ll receive come September:
“wuT knd a bk iz diiz? it suks n ur stuwped n gay. noo1 wUd evr reed diz crap.”
How did I do? Gosh, that was antagonizing. It must take some true talent to make your writing so illegible that it hurts to read.
I do so hope that those other illiterate members of society realize that I do not intend for my “epic comments” to be taken seriously.
I cannot wait until September! I’m sure your book will be amazing, especially with your writing style! Ciao!
-Rachel
June 7th, 2009 at 6:45 am
Wow, this nice little addition to your collection is built right in!
June 7th, 2009 at 7:33 am
Actually, there are THREE published books written completely in Chatspeak.
Shakes head sadly at the state of the modern world.
June 13th, 2009 at 2:39 am
Dude, my mother language is spanish and even I know how to write some proper sentences in english. I really do not understand what’s on those guy’s minds anyways.
They should really get a life.
No,
wait.
They give us a good laugh. Hehe. =)
Btw, nice site you’ve got.
Kisses from Argentina!
Vicky
June 14th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
These would be funny if they weren’t true… Everyone has a brain fart from time to time when typing, and I think by and large the general public is forgiving of the periodic spelling error. But to take the time to spew venom in such a way that you accomplish nothing but making yourself look like an uneducated, ignorant fool just seems… pitiful. I have gained the firm impression that the… oh, let’s call them “authors”… of these comments are destined for a lifetime of flipping burgers, as clearly their intellects are substandard and their ability to interact in a sane, healthy way with the rest of society is seriously compromised. The truly inexplicable thing is that they seem to feel that somehow their negative, unintelligible comments have an impact (other than eye rolls and snickers). No matter how hard I try, I cannot picture Kaleb crying over his keyboard from the grievous wounds their gibberish has given him. Poor Kaleb. I shall send you Kleenex and the telephone number of an excellent support group.
June 15th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
haha… sometimes i love to see people making fools of themselves… that’s why i love the hatemail so much!
by the way, good luck with your books… they look really good!
June 20th, 2009 at 7:11 am
Loool, I've noticed that. Everyone who disses someone else is always the one that can't articulate. Coincidence? I think not. =P
June 20th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
I really, really love how the one guy brought an editor up. It’s so silly to think that, without some basic knowledge of the English language and grammar therein, that even an editor would touch a book. So silly.
June 20th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
It doesn't save time until you LEARN to type that way. I can't type like that for the life of me. If you had just extended you pinky an extra inch every once in a while, no one would have to make fun of you. Welcome to the English language.
June 20th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
I… just… I have no words, only tears.
Really, people, it isn't hard to be intelligent, at least moderately so. Try it.
I'm not asking people to be perfect, typos are expected. But c'mon…
UGH U MAK ME SOOOOO AINGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 23rd, 2009 at 5:08 am
Oh my. I’m ashamed of what our world has come to. *tsk tsk*. Seriously, I’m 14 and I don’t feel the need to shorten everything I type. Really, it doesn’t take any longer to type the whole world than to somehow figure out how to spell the word totally different. I’m frightened for the future of this country if the next generation of adults think that this is an appropriate way to type. But it’s still hilarious
June 23rd, 2009 at 6:55 am
*Dies… from… too… much… irony…*
*GAGRGgggggggggggghhhhhhh….* (That's my poor attempt at a gurgling sound fading into a death spiral… but you get my drift.)
“IF I NEW HOW I WOOD EXPLODE UR WEBSITE SO DAT IT WAS NOTHIN BUT A CUPLE OF PICKSELS!!!!!!!!!! “
Oh my.
June 23rd, 2009 at 6:56 am
…Compared to Katelyn's clearly epic spelling skills?
June 25th, 2009 at 2:38 am
Wow. I could hardly read some of those. This is great inspiration to stay in school:)
July 6th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Um…wow. I don’t even understand half of those. That is sad…*sigh – dejectedly opens virtual door and slinks out*
July 9th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Ummm….Is this supposed to be sarcastic? A joke? Or are you serious?
Who the hell would seriously write like that, especially on a page like this? Unless they're really as stupid as they make themselves appear.
This paragraph is a shame to the English language.
July 9th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Wow, this comment is just so pathetic. Are you sure about the straight A's?
Since your grammar/spelling/entire use of the English language is just sad, it's hard to think that you're that smart.
July 9th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
So, Ms Straight A's, are you seriously criticizing this girl's spelling? I think you should go back to 2nd grade English, or at least take English as your language elective. You really shouldn't be taking a foreign language while your own/native/FIRST language is screwed up.
July 12th, 2009 at 12:54 am
awwww, that is soooo mean….
Just ignore them Kaleb. We Love U!!!!
P.S. u made me watch my spelling while i was typing this, but oh,well
)
July 12th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
The 10th one, C., made me fall out of my chair! Your response was PERFECT! You are officially my hero! Your parting line delivered the message brilliantly! Oh my god! Some people take life too seriously.
July 12th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Not all of them are stupid just because of the bad spelling. Some are just stupidly hilarious by themselves and the language murder just adds to it
July 12th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Indeed, irony at its best
July 12th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
lol i have a habit of reading the words as they are spelled, so when i read it aloud, i say dis and omg and tht, i sound mental…
July 13th, 2009 at 8:20 am
Wow those made me laugh! HILARIOUS! thats all I can say! I’m speechless! Thats HILARIOUS!
July 18th, 2009 at 6:40 am
I think the lol cats have better spelling then some of these guys…
July 23rd, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Oh..dear..God. Those comments are totally ridiculous! I mean, some are so bad, they’re funny. I love your responses to some of them though!
I just dont get how people expect to be taken seriously when they can’t be bothered to spell properly! (Or do they even know how to spell at all?)
Anyway, I love your website Kaleb, makes me laugh so much
Keep up the good work!
x
July 24th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
are you really trying to be funny? (I'm talking to KATELYN by the way) Leave this girl (or boy. you never know) alone. She just wants attention.
July 24th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
(I'm talking to KATELYN's haters by the way) Leave this girl (or boy. you never know) alone. (To KATELYN.) Please. No more hate. If you have a problem with Kaleb, then try to talk to him personally. Like e-mail or something. He does want publicity but that's the only way to get his books sold. And the replies to his hate comments, well he is trying to defend himself like you're doing now. His phone call to Robert was only to ask a question. You have to give him props though. Getting through Patterson's security must have taken alot of work. You try doing that and maybe you'll feel a little smug too.
July 30th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
That man wasn’t seriously trying to say he is a writer, was he? He used ‘your’ when it should have been ‘you’re’. The stupidity of people today amazes me. They can’t seem to write the simplest of sentences without an ass load of errors.
August 4th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
I love the Stunned Silence one and the If I become a famous Author one. Funny Hell. Kaleb, really you make the rest of us Authors look good.
September 12th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
i can’t believe that AMYONE would say stuff like that!!!!!!
September 14th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Who decided that writing with numbers was acceptable? When did the Geneva Convention meet about this? I feel as though my IQ has dropped fifty points. I’m embarrassed to be a teenager. Kaleb, your music doesn’t suck, your videos aren’t gay, and I applaud your ability to laugh at this hate mail. Thank you for making my day just a little better.
October 1st, 2009 at 10:57 pm
Wow, that Writer one is really ironic. I’m no English major, heck I see it as my worst subject, but the spelling there is atrocious. They’re not even typos…
ignorent, humerous, amuseing and hor. Now correct me if I’m wrong, but shouldn’t you have basic knowledge of spelling if you are to become a Writer.
CoMmeNtZ lYk DiS, I can’t imagine those people being much older than twelve, so I’ll let it go. I admit I had a stage like that in grade 4, but if they’re my age then Dear Lord I hope they are taught. It’s painful to translate it…
Also LOL at your responses, I mean good for you for liking Twilight or whatever else you may like. I don’t understand why people care so much when they’re tastes differ, just mind your own business, seriously. If you hate Twilight, why the hell would you be searching for any sites that are associated with it.
January 26th, 2010 at 5:25 pm
Oh, my god god god god god, you are so stupid! It's not nice to make fun of people just because they can't spell correctly, or because they insult you because you are dumb, and like Twilight, and you're a guy!!!!!!!!! You should stop being so stuck up just because lots of people visit your website!! Your not a celebrity, OK. You need to just go and write you little books and leave the world alone!!!!! And just because you got Robert Pattinson on your phone doesn't mean that you should act like a celebrity, you are just a normal person, Ok!!!! If I knew how, I would explode your website so it was nothing but a couple of pixels!!! Ugh, you make me so angry!!!
In response to your comment now that all grammatical and spelling errors are corrected, he is not making fun of people because they spell simple words incorrectly, he is simply putting them on his website because he finds it amusing that people cannot spell simple words correctly. Who said anything about someone being stuck up, and he never stated or in any way (in my view) acted like he thought he was a celebrity. Maybe he should go write his books and leave the world alone, but it's a free country and as long as people want him to stay here, he has every right to. And I don't think he's acting like a celebrity because he was able to ask Robert Pattinson a question on his phone, everybody's a normal person, even Robert Pattinson. You also can't explode a website, you can explode the drive on which all the website posts and changes are recorded, however. I also just wanted to say, I'm in seventh grade, skipped one grade too, by the way, and I have better spelling skills than you, no offence.
January 26th, 2010 at 6:17 pm
I honestly can't believe English speaking people could spell like that. I was reading the comments and I literally felt all of my spelling and grammar correction brain cells burning from the intense onslaught of spelling and grammar errors. I have friends who speak fairly little English and they spell better than these people. I mean come on, do honor to your native language.
May 2nd, 2010 at 5:26 pm
your perfect in your own way. poo on the haters!
May 8th, 2010 at 7:45 am
You, trying (and failing) to look cool by dissing Kaleb, are morons. I know you're heads are really warm stuck up your butts, but the world outside can be pretty pleasant.. Without some of these people…
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