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www.twimore.com — If Pottermore was for Twilight.

This is my parody of the JK Rowling announcement video for Pottermore. For the record, I’m a fan of both series (in fact, if you’re new here, you might not even know about my nearly-two-year venture studying the Twilight Saga from a guy’s perspective). I’m happy both fandoms have a sense of humor

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If you live in the USA (and maybe even in some places outside it) you’ve probably seen this sign on industrial vehicles. What many of these sticker-placers neglect to realize is that it’s impossible to read a sign that says “Stay back 200 feet” when you are staying back 200 feet.

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Aside from being a very serious business author of literary fiction intended only for the most prestigious academic circles, I sometimes make music videos and post them on Youtube. My latest, “Pop Tart Heart”, is the tragic and true story of a cat searching for love in space:

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You can get the song on iTunes here. It truly is the perfect music to listen to whilst enjoying a respectable plate of crumpets and cheese.

LYRICS

What do I do with my heart,

When it’s flying through space like a cat in a pop tart?

Where do I go when I fly all alone

Wishing outer space might lead me home.

What do I do with my pop tart heart
The edges and the middle are burning hot
You sent me flying into space and into the dark
Cutting through the galaxies, colliding with stars.

All I hear you saying is
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan
All you hear me praying is
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan
All the voices telling me
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan
That outer space is where I’ll be
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan

[Chorus]

How can I find love so far away in the stars
My heart is going faster than an outer spacial race car
All the broken promises you said you would keep
Without you here the galaxy just isn’t complete

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Listen friend: let me talk to you about attention spans.

A) I don’t have them

B) You don’t have them

C) …

That’s the idea behind my new webshow, The 60SR: Random news, Reviews, Recaps and Rants, cut into a 60 Second video. Your panda videos will barely notice you were gone.

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A few weeks ago, I took a trip to Montreal and visited the Biodome, which is Canadian for “Giant Indoor Zoo”. To no one’s surprise, there were lots of penguins.

My dream of coming within 6 inches of a real live puffin finally came true. Unfortunately, somewhere in those six inches was a thick wall of glass.

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Tags: Canada