Category archives: Reviews

My Night At The Breaking Dawn Movie Premiere

Earlier this week, I was invited to be on the red carpet of the Breaking Dawn movie premiere in Los Angeles. It's impossible to put into words how thrilling (and caffeine-filled) my night was while spending time in one of the biggest film franchises in the world. For those few who don't know, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn is one of the most anticipated films of the year. As the first of the two-part final installment in the $2.5-ish billion franchise, the fans know they're up to their final chance to be a part of the phenomenon. Over 600 people camped out for 5 days, braving the cold[...]

Stephenie Meyer Announces Twimore (?!)

Can't see the video? Click here. -- If Pottermore was for Twilight. This is my parody of the JK Rowling announcement video for Pottermore. For the record, I'm a fan of both series (in fact, if you're new here, you might not even know about my nearly-two-year venture studying the Twilight Saga from a guy's perspective). I'm happy both fandoms have a sense of humor ;) I post a lot more videos on my Youtube channels. You should click that button up there to subscribe!

The True Story Of A Not-So-Lackluster Sci-Fi Franchise

Can't see the video? Click here. Stephenie Meyer's "The Host" movie gets a new director and only sells 2 million+ copies! It also only debuted at #1 and only spent 26 weeks on the bestseller lists (a mere half-year!). Such a 'lackluster franchise'. Sometimes, I dream to reach such failery. In fact, I think most authors do. (I intentionally didn't link the article I'm referencing, because entertainment blogs write this stuff so people like me will link to them / send them hits and ad views. But you can find it with some creative Googling) [...]

Eclipse Movie Review [Some Shirtless]

Can't see the video? Click here. In keeping with Twilight tradition, I decided to do part of my Eclipse DVD review while shirtless. Be sure to get The Twilight Saga: Eclipse on DVD December 4, 2010. Also, visit my Youtube channel for more videos!

I Met Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows

** Some spoilers are below. ** I might be the last person on earth to see his first Harry Potter film in a theater. I'm not talking about seeing one of them on opening night -- I mean seeing it in a theater at all. I've never done it. I've seen the majority of the movies recently, but until today, I didn't see any on a screen bigger than my computer monitor. Luckily, after spending most of my day filming then running to a book signing then running home to film more again, I managed to get to the theater and join my friend in line for the midnight showing of Harry Potter And The Deathly[...]

Twilight Meets Lady Gaga. Earth Somehow Remains In Orbit.

Can't see the video? Click here. I don't have a short attention span. I have no attention span. I go to Youtube for videos that are 3 minutes or less. I want to see explosions, quick vlogs, ranty people with Australian accents, and at least two flying cats. That's why when I pulled up the latest parody from The Hillywood Show, my first reaction was to reach for my bag of poison-covered nails and prepare to swallow one for each of its thirteen minutes. But having greatly enjoyed the group's previous videos and performances I choked back my in[...]

Erupting Star Is Not Real. Use Of Brains Recommended.

EDIT: Read a preview of ERUPTING STAR at (8/2/11) --> Yesterday I posted on my blog about my book coming out next month and how hard we're working to make it hit the New York Times bestseller list. I mentioned in passing that the only thing that might wreck our plans was if "Tomorrow, Stephenie Meyer might announce that ERUPTING STAR, her sequel to Breaking Dawn told from Charlie Swan’s perspective, will be out IMMEDIATELY, divided into 10 children’s paperbacks.". Great sparkly forearms...! The emails and tweets I'm still digging through... This is not some insider in[...]

50,000 Subscribers Contest! [Video]

Can't see the video? Click here. In celebration of my Youtube channel reaching 50,000 subscribers earlier this month, I'm doing what you all know I do best -- A CONTEST! You can win autographs from Twilight stars like Michael Welch, Justin Chon and Kiowa Gordon, a Bran Hambric prize pack from my book series, or a signed Stephenie Meyer postcard! The contest is being sponsored by an awesome website called MyLikes! To enter our contest: 1. Click this link: 2. Sign up and "Like" something (Kaleb Nation? ;) ). 3. Leav[...]