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My Night At The Breaking Dawn Movie Premiere

- November 17th, 2011 at 3:23 am by --KALEB NATION-- -

Stephenie Meyer and Me

Earlier this week, I was invited to be on the red carpet of the Breaking Dawn movie premiere in Los Angeles. It’s impossible to put into words how thrilling (and caffeine-filled) my night was while spending time in one of the biggest film franchises in the world.

For those few who don’t know, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn is one of the most anticipated films of the year. As the first of the two-part final installment in the $2.5-ish billion franchise, the fans know they’re up to their final chance to be a part of the phenomenon. Over 600 people camped out for 5 days, braving the cold and rain in the hopes that they’d be placed near the red carpet when the event finally started, to see their favorite film stars as they would arrive.

A film premiere is a little different on the other side of the barricades. When you’re there as press, you are there for the stars too, but you have a job. Your purpose is to CAPTURE them, to find ways to take the stars from the carpet and send them to their fans all over the world with photos and videos and as many tweets as you can possibly type while simultaneously holding microphones, cameras, lenses and your notes. As press, your job is to be the eyes and ears of the millions of fans who could not be on the red carpet with you. They need your interviews like food.

I remember the moment the limos and sedans started to pull up, and you could hear the shouts of the crowds that lined the streets, people held back by walls and bodyguards. You can really tell who is getting out of the car based on the decibel level of the crowd noise.

 

The Source Of The Screams

The door will crack open, people will shout, quickly silence — it’s just a Kardashian. The doors of another will part, people will scream for twenty seconds – it’s Peter Facinelli. Like the Pope, the star will sometimes spread his arms open to the crowd, and the shouts will continue dutifully until his hands are finally lowered.

It’s easy to think that’s the loudest it gets when star after star arrives to similar receiving sounds. Jennifer Love Hewitt. Cody Simpson. Some guy who was famous in the 80′s that you can’t remember the name of.

But then Taylor Lautner appears. Oh the screaming. The screaming. The SCREAMING. Imagine a wall of screams and running straight in to that wall. It is like the roar of a high-pitched tsunami sweeping over a city of eagles.

The Target Of The Screams

Then the crowd is really going, the shutters on the cameras are snapping, the press people are calling for attention. Then the premiere has really started. Then you really feel like you’re in the middle of one of the biggest Hollywood events of the year.

Because honestly, there are few things more exhilarating than film premieres where actual honest-to-goodness famous people show up. Red-carpet-goers are constantly surrounded by hoards of publicists who (for reasons that fly entirely over my head) do everything in their power to block their entrusted stars from any and all possible publicity generators (AKA, me). It’s almost a game to get stars’ attention, to convince them to step over and answer YOUR question. You lean over the metal fencing and shout in hopes you’ll get an answer. Sometimes the loudest wins. It’s worth the work: thirty seconds with Kristen Stewart is about 2 million views.

I had a wonderful night with the people of the Twilight franchise.  The producers of KALEB’S NATION were also there and we got to spend time together at the afterparty. I sat in the theater a few rows from the lead star of the film, five seats from a Kardashian, one row back from the producer. I saw many of the friends I only see once a year at these events. And I slept very well that night when the caffeine crash finally hit.

See you next year, Twilight fans. – KALEB


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Stephenie Meyer Announces Twimore (?!)

- August 6th, 2011 at 11:39 am by --KALEB NATION-- -

www.twimore.com — If Pottermore was for Twilight.

This is my parody of the JK Rowling announcement video for Pottermore. For the record, I’m a fan of both series (in fact, if you’re new here, you might not even know about my nearly-two-year venture studying the Twilight Saga from a guy’s perspective). I’m happy both fandoms have a sense of humor ;)

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The True Story Of A Not-So-Lackluster Sci-Fi Franchise

- February 14th, 2011 at 7:03 pm by --KALEB NATION-- -

Stephenie Meyer’s “The Host” movie gets a new director and only sells 2 million+ copies! It also only debuted at #1 and only spent 26 weeks on the bestseller lists (a mere half-year!). Such a ‘lackluster franchise’.

Sometimes, I dream to reach such failery. In fact, I think most authors do.

(I intentionally didn’t link the article I’m referencing, because entertainment blogs write this stuff so people like me will link to them / send them hits and ad views. But you can find it with some creative Googling)

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Captain Martinelli And Twilight [Video]

- December 13th, 2010 at 3:45 am by --KALEB NATION-- -

I recently disguised myself as alcohol-free pirate Captain Martinelli, and asked Chatroulette about Twilight. Lulz immediately followed :)

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Eclipse Movie Review [Some Shirtless]

- December 2nd, 2010 at 6:28 pm by --KALEB NATION-- -

In keeping with Twilight tradition, I decided to do part of my Eclipse DVD review while shirtless.

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I Met Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows

- November 19th, 2010 at 6:12 am by --KALEB NATION-- -

** Some spoilers are below. **

I might be the last person on earth to see his first Harry Potter film in a theater. I’m not talking about seeing one of them on opening night — I mean seeing it in a theater at all. I’ve never done it. I’ve seen the majority of the movies recently, but until today, I didn’t see any on a screen bigger than my computer monitor.

Luckily, after spending most of my day filming then running to a book signing then running home to film more again, I managed to get to the theater and join my friend in line for the midnight showing of Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 1. The crowd was immense, even two hours early.

I don’t know how they do it, but each Potter film continues to surpass the previous. As I am also one of the few people who have not read the entire Harry Potter series yet (I am up to the second audiobook) I was not familiar with the full story. Each thing came as a surprise, besides those bits that were so newsworthy when the novel came out that it was everywhere. I sat in a stupor when He died. I think I sat in a stupor through most of the movie.

Perhaps the most evocative part of the film, besides the death everyone is dreading, is Hermione’s telling of the Three Brothers story. It was an unexpected twist into a sinister world that might have been unfitting in a live action film if not for its careful execution. Rarely does one find a well-written fable in a modern story, especially one with such a deeply interwoven moral.

Some of the story went over my head since I haven’t read the books. But my mind was awake enough to fill in the blanks so that I wasn’t lost along the way. There are plenty of laughs throughout, especially between Ron and Hermione (though one especially badly-written scene that just came off as hilarious when I think it was meant to be serious). Either I’m overly perceptive, or the screenwriter tossed in a Twilight reference in the dialogue (RON, paraphrased, when arguing what time of night the story begins with: “…I actually like Twilight. Twilight is good.”). It was there a few more times in the scene. The theater made weird noises. I thought, in the voice of an exhausted Bilbo Baggins: “No thank you. Let us foreverafter keep these two franchises on their own separate turfs, lest the world erupt into massive, fiery war ne’er seen in Mordor’s darkest days”. It was amusing, and not just because I was hearing Bilbo Baggins’ voice in my head.

(Added: the above has been disproven. I can now stop missing sleep over it.)

Speaking of the Bagginses, who caught the bits of this story that were inspired by Lord Of The Rings? Also, watch for the innuendo. It’s hilarious if you catch it. The Potter franchise has really kept in touch with their fandom that way.

Five stars to the boy named Potter. And six stars to Emma Watson, to whom I directed this tweet while still standing in the theater.


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