Archive for May, 2011

Haters Pay My Bills

- May 15th, 2011 at 3:49 pm by --KALEB NATION-- -

If you have ever visited that hallowed space on the internet known as Youtube.com, you’re likely accustomed to seeing comments like this:

The fact that human beings can actually reach out and connect with one another, from various places all around the world, is genuinely heart-warming. In light of all the negative publicity the human race has received due to wars and corruption and crooked corporate doings, it’s such a sweet reminder of the fact that we are all united in this journey of life together.

Wait a moment.

Oh.

My.

Mistake.

That’s more like it.

People ask me how I deal with bad reviews of my books. The fact is, I rarely even notice bad reviews. The relentless criticism I’ve received on a daily basis over YouTube for two years has hardened me against any criticism I receive, professional or otherwise. Sometimes, critics are merely trolls who can spell correctly.

Unfortunately for online haters, the fact is that for every hate comment I receive, my videos and blog posts only get more and more exposure, more and more hits, and more and more views on my ads. So essentially, these haters are helping pay my bills.

To celebrate these trollish individuals automatically pwning themselves, District Lines and I are making some shirts (what better way to celebrate something than a shirt?)

PRE-ORDER THIS SHIRT HERE

You can pre-order these new shirts NOW! The first 5 people who pre-order a Haters Pay My Bills shirt will receive a SIGNED Bran Hambric book, and the 10 people after that will get signed Bran Hambric posters.

Meanwhile, here’s a free desktop wallpaper. PEOPLE LOVE DESKTOP WALLPAPERS:

Hope you enjoy the new shirt and showing off your anti-hater pride.


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Classroom Revenge

- May 9th, 2011 at 6:52 pm by --KALEB NATION-- -

Today, I did a book signing at a school. One of the kids showed me a story he was working on.

Best. Opening. Ever.


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