In My Inbox

Hahaahahah, laughed so hard at this "I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR HIS NUMBER LIKE PAY YOU OR EVEN SEX OR ANYTHING PLEASE PLEASE..." People are pretty desperate :O And this "I JUST WANT TO TALK TO HIM ONE TIME (...) OR TWO DAYS A WEEK." "I woulD not be a stalker."
I really don't believe any of that, exept the first quote. I guess she would do anything... <_< :D
This got me lol!

seriously?!? is this the last one a stalker? of course she would share the number. shes sorta creeping on you Kaleb.

whoaaaaa she said she would have sex to get his number..... gosh DESPRATE!!!!! SHE NEEDS TO GET A BOYFRIEND AND GET LAID. She has issues. And who does that seriously. People have mental issues for real!!!!!

0_o I really feel Bad for you Kaleb!! The last one utterly disturbing!!! *shudders*

I can feel my IQ dropping a little as I try to make sense of all those spelling and grammar errors...
Obviously the first girl (guessing that its a girl) has you confused with someone else since she thinks you know a RABERT Pattinson.

I too was horribly scarred *and I mean SCARRED* by their grammar; and spelling. I've recently turned 20, and the fact that at least one of these vile creatures claimed to be 19 was full of unspeakable horror.

Good lord I feel so much sympathy for you...These might be worse than the angry insulting emails...I would fear for my life. I just ahd a horrid image of millions of crazy stalker girls attacking you whilst you huddle inside. D-:

Lol @ 'Rabert'. Makes me think of a bunny with messy hair and a british accent.

Wow Kaleb, I fear for you man, I hope these woman don't rip ya to shreds.... O.o I mean, I am a rabbid Twi fan girl, but....., come on now, we can't be terrorizing Kaleb peoplez.... :( We don't wanna scare him away, then we wouldn't have his funny videos.... :(

Oh my. Im scared for you.
*stand sin front of Kaleb*
Creepy Fangirls Back Away From The Kaleb!

wow....that is just scary.

better*

Wow..19 my arse,I know 2nd graders who can spell beter then that. I wouldnt mind some girls doing that to me but when they start TyPIng lyk ths..Just a major turn off.

"LIKE PAY YOU OR EVEN SEX"

Lolwut.

I know. I burst out laughing when I read that line XD

I feel so sorry for you Kaleb. Apparently these girls don't have enough commons sense to see that no one has his phone number. I agree with Emily too. I feel the need to wash myself just from reading those. Eww.

Am I the only one who is more afraid of their grammar and spelling than the actual contents of the emails?

I give you points for the pig comment. Genius. But I must say that these people are frightening. Perhaps if they took the time to learn how to spell and write a decent paragraph, they wouldn't be offering sex in exchange for a phone number that no one has. Something has gone terribly wrong.

~ysfw

Oh my lord, that last one is a doozie.

I enjoyed reading those emails. It's rather sad. Robert Pattinson isn't that hot. His features are odd. That works for making him a good vampire, but that's it. Kaleb, you look better than ole Rob. My husband is hot hot hot and Rob has nothing on him! It's sad Kaleb that these people actually leave you comments wanting to sleep with you just to get a number that you don't even have. Too funny. Sorry you must suffer through this. :)

Oh, wow... that is just horrifying.
Would you like us to send you some emails from Nigerian princes? I bet we could make up some pretty clever ones :)

Oh wow. That last one doesn't seem like she's nineteen yet... or maybe she is, by today's standards.

If I got those in my Email, I might feel the sudden need to wash myself... Behhh... Essence of Creeper! XD

id rather have your number kaleb.. haha. ;)

did that make u laugh? lol

Is it bad I had a good giggle from this?
Sorry, I sometimes laugh at others expense.
-B-

Oh, Kaleb. I feel so bad for you right now. Those are some pretty hardcore Twilight fans...and that last one is hilariously terrible, lol.

LOL I feel your pain. I get requests often in how to meet Rob. Once I got a random e-mail from someone who saw my addy posted on an old post over at another Twi-Site. She said she she knew all about me, (which she did know a lot so WAY freaky) She asked me for pointers or maybe it was a direct introduction in meeting Rob when she came over for holiday to NYC during November. Rob was doing the promotions for New Moon during that time.

I met the man standing outside his trailer when he was filming Remember Me. I have NO inside knowledge of the man. If I did, I wouldn't use him as my avi. I'd keep him all to myself lol.

Okay, thats just wierd, i agree with Nicole the last one is the worst. *shudders*

haha OMG. thats all i can say.

i love how on the second one you fuzzed out their name and then underneath from where you replyed you can see their name.....if that makes sense :)

First youtube comment: you fail Kaleb. Their name is in your reply.

haha thanks I fixed it. But then again, he was rather rude on a public Youtube comment, so I don't think it'd be all too wrong for thousands of people to know he's an idiot :P

Kayy. That's creepy. Especially that last one... Oh gawdd... *runs in fear*