The Lasagna Burglar II
June 7th, 2008 at 1:00 am by --KALEB NATION--
In the aftermath of The Lasagna Burglar, this has been placed in my freezer:
If these disappear, next time I will try the Anvil Approach. When someone so much as breathes on my lasagnas, a 100lb Acme Anvil will drop from the ceiling onto their burglary-brained heads.
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Tags: The Lasagna Burglar
June 7th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
But cats can’t read and I’m telling you this had to have been the work of Garfield.
June 7th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
I think you should go straight to the Anvil!
June 7th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
I thought the whole Lasagna Burglar was hilarious!! maybe you should start an Italian restaraunt for kids and make the mascot The Lasagna Burglar. It will beat McDonald’s’ “Hamburglar” any day!!
June 7th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Are you going to put the anvil-threat on the notecard to warn the Lasagna Burglar? Oh, and be careful not to breath on your own lasagna, Kaleb, unless your head is 100-lb-anvil-proof.
(Garfield only pretends he can’t read, but don’t be fooled by his innocent act)
June 7th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
lol nice
June 8th, 2008 at 7:04 am
lol ever concidered not eating that much lasagna in the first place.maybe your burgular is trying to tell you something or just maybe,maybe you are one in a series of victims who have been deprived of lasagna lol those damm lasagna stealers I’m sure your ingenious anvil will foil future attempts to steal your poor lasagna .if not you could always try putting up wantd posters
June 8th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
omg…looks delicious. Who can’t resist that?
I would suggest putting handle bar at your fridge level and tons of lock. and an alarm.
June 8th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Haha! That was funny! I hope it works.
June 9th, 2008 at 12:09 am
[...] is coincidentally having the same meal I am munching at this very moment, and the same meal which I warned The Lasagna Burglar about stealing again. I also realize that the Other Good Vampire Family lives in Alaska, and I was just recently there. [...]
June 9th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
mmmmmmmm stouffers! i honestly cant blame the lasagna burglar(*cough**cough*Garfield)4 stealing that stuff! it deliciously yummy!=]lol
June 9th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
I just had that last night O_O
June 9th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
are you SURE it’s not Garfield?
You can never trust a cat even when he says he’s on a diet….
You just can’t.
June 9th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Haha, I also believe the lasagna burglar is Garfield.
And that lasagna looks mighty delicious.
P.S. Reese’s rule
June 9th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Hey, I had this kind of lasagna tonight! It was delicious, and well worth guarding via anvils.
June 10th, 2008 at 9:54 am
What if the Lasagna Burglar can’t read…? What then?
June 10th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
yum! lasagna! i definately like the anvil idea, but what if The Lasagna Burglar is reading your anti-lasagna-thef plans and avoids them (or makes them backfire on you)?
June 11th, 2008 at 12:03 am
But what if this is a gnome? Or better yeat, my ghost Burt? He can’t die, and he does evil things like this all the time, stealing things. One time I thought he had killed my friend, because she wasn’t answering ANYTHING, haha. She was just super busy. But burt will get you if you attempt to drop an anvil on him!
June 11th, 2008 at 9:53 am
I do not condone thievery but I personally love those Stouffers lasagnas and see how they could tempt.
–Jannie
June 28th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
I have that same lasagna in my freezer! Yay!
June 29th, 2008 at 6:09 am
Oh my gosh !!!!
I LOVE that lasagnaa.
Dude, its amazing. Lol. Good choice ! I would totally put that sign up too …. I mean, I ask my mom to get me that all the time … lol
October 20th, 2008 at 12:03 am
[...] cooking (aka most college meals) that thieves were obliged to remove boxes of it from my freezer sans permission (as everyone and their cousin has heard by now due to my endless ranting on the [...]
October 20th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
HeeHee. I could totally picture Garfield getting hit by an anvil for stealing the lasagna……. And then Odie would run crazily around the squashed-by-an-anvil-Garfield repeatedly untill he slipped on the lasagna meat sauce that was spilled all over the kitchen floor. He would slam into the fridge and be flat as Garfield. HeeHee.
October 20th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
I think Lari has a point there with his gnome idea. It was definitely gnomes that took you lasagna….or perhaps just one gnome. you of all people know that gnomes can be quite tricky. however, gnomes are not very respectful, and so i’m not they’ll respect the directions on your sign. perhaps you should find a different approach. the anvil is a good idea. maybe it’s even good enough to stop the gnomes. but i’m pretty sure there’s no real way to stop gnomes. you should keep in mind that many a wise person has said that gnomes are unstoppable. i’m pretty sure it’s just fact that gnomes are unstoppable, but correct me if i’m wrong. good luck!
October 21st, 2008 at 11:25 am
[...] cooking (aka most college meals) that thieves were obliged to remove boxes of it from my freezer sans permission (as everyone and their cousin has heard by now due to my endless ranting on the [...]
January 31st, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Published: 08/08/2007
Lost lasagna led police to break in serial burglar case
By Julie Manganis
Staff writer
SALEM – It’s not nearly as exciting as following a trail of, say, money, but following a trail of lasagna led Salem police to catch a serial burglar last year.
Now, James Hayes, 40, has an 18-month jail term hanging over his head, and a Salem District Court judge warned him yesterday that if there’s one violation of his probation, he’s going to jail.
In February and March of last year, downtown Salem was being plagued by a rash of burglaries of local businesses – and of the Immaculate Conception Church, where someone stole the St. Vincent dePaul donation box.
One day, while investigating a report that the Zagara Salon on Lafayette Street had been burglarized, police learned that a refrigerator was missing, according to a prosecutor. Then they noticed a trail of red sauce and other food leading down the street.
They followed it. It led them to the apartment where Hayes was living at the time. On the front steps was a slice of lasagna.
When Hayes answered the door, they saw the refrigerator and got a search warrant.
Inside the apartment, besides the fridge, police found the collection box under a sofa, a cash register from the Fruit Basket under his bed, and a freezer filled with sushi and shrimp stolen from the Sea Lion.
In all, Hayes would confess to burglaries at Waters and Brown, Goddess Treasure Chest, and Impressions, as well as the other businesses. Yesterday, he pleaded guilty to 26 counts of breaking and entering, larceny, and malicious destruction of property. While prosecutor Elizabeth Satelmajer and defense attorney Sean Wynne had agreed to ask for a suspended one-year jail term, Judge Robert Cornetta was so troubled by the theft from the church that he increased the punishment to an 18-month suspended term.
Wynne said yesterday his client had a severe alcohol problem and since his arrest has gotten help. He’s holding down a job in a warehouse and has been passing drug and alcohol tests. If he continues to stay out of trouble, he’ll stay out of jail, the judge said
April 14th, 2009 at 12:25 am
But cats can't read and I'm telling you this had to have been the work of Garfield.
August 10th, 2010 at 9:42 pm
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO!