Ten Things I Learned In My 1st Semester of College
May 5th, 2008 at 10:49 am by --KALEB NATION--
- Youtube is better, cleaner and cheaper than $120-a-month cable.
- Don’t take your roommate’s trash out because of the flies, or you’ll be doing it all semester.
- Do not ride your bike to class if it is within walking distance.
- Kitchen knives are wonderful for picklocking.
- Two hangers wired together with a loop on the end, passed under a door, are wonderful for picklocking.
- Before class, no matter what you’re talking about, somehow they’ll turn the conversation to illegal drugs.
- When someone calls you with a book deal, you’re excused from being late for class.
- Writing your name on your food in the freezer does not secure it from the Midnight Snacker Bandits.
- Pizza contains all the basic food groups.
- Watch out for Southern Belles
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