A Guy Reads Twilight: Chapter 1

In which I read Chapter 1 of Twilight, and meet a certain person whose initials are E.C. :

I’m certain most guys have experienced the same reaction when they pick it up to find out what all the fuss is about (most likely hiding in the cupboard as they do). Meyers certainly has a hand at jumping right in the story and somehow painting it all in your mind to perfection. But on to chapter 2…