You People Can’t Be Serious…

Please people, you can’t be serious. Obviously someone is spreading this way too far, so for clarification:

A. I am not an actor

B. I am not playing Edward in the Twilight movie

C. I have nothing to do with Stephenie Meyers or her management.

Since this morning, my site has gotten massive hits thinking they have found a leak on who’s playing as Edward in the Twilight films. That post was a spoof and can’t possibly be taken literally. Even people who haven’t even read the books would know her vampires don’t have fangs, and why on earth would an official announcement mention politicians and businessmen on the same line as her main character? Even more so, Stephenie would have been the first to post anything.

I have nothing but respect for Stephenie Meyers and congratulate her on the film. But please go back to the message boards, lexicons and the forums and correct all this insanity that has been spread by overzealous fans.

Added March 4, 2008 – DEAR TWILIGHT FANS, YOU WILL PROBABLY FIND THIS INTERESTING:
http://kalebnation.com/blog/2008/03/04/the-first-guy-to-publicly-read-twilight-part-1/