Nobody here but us Texhuns…
May 7th, 2007 at 10:10 am by --KALEB NATION--
3. You’ve ever had to switch from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day.
4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
8. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.
9. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit
10. You know cow-pies are not made of beef.
11. You have ever heard this conversation: ” You wanna coke?” “Yeah.” “What kind?” “Dr. Pepper!”12. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.13. You have known someone who has had a belt buckle bigger than your fist.14. You aren’t surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.
15. Your “place at the lake” has wheels under it.
16. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol; a Ford F350 4×4 is.
17. You know everything goes better with Ranch dressin’.
18. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
19. You actually understand this and you are “fixin’ to” send it to your friends.
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